Holy Shit, She’s Liz Taylor About As Much As I’m Race Cooper

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For the record, I am a pudgy Irishman. And this is gorgeous porn bod Race Cooper.

This is a rolling wreck of a plummeting meteor hurtling toward your TV. Lifetime has released the trailer for Liz & Dick, the Elizabeth Taylor bio featuring this hot piece (3rd one down) as Richard Burton and the triumphant return of haggard cokewitch Lindsay Lohan as La Liz (I love that nickname). Miss Lindsay left the wholesome days of Mean Girls behind long ago, and her most recent claims to fame include brazen thievery, scary vehicular hijinks, and overdosing on self-delusion whenever she can. You can file this flick in the “Self Delusion” category. There’s a reason why the trailer only features her saying a few lines. Cuz’ bitch can’t act, and she’s doomed to play Lindsay Lohan for the rest of her life. Liz just drank an entire bottle of White Diamonds up there in Heaven, hoping it would kill her again so she could avoid knowing about any of this. SHE DOESN’T EVEN DO THE BREATHY VOICE.

I will say this, though. Lohan as 80s-era Liz is AMAZING. She should have just taken the below shot and stopped there.

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– J. Harvey

To watch the trailer and clips from Liz & Dick, Follow the JUMP:

464 thoughts on “Holy Shit, She’s Liz Taylor About As Much As I’m Race Cooper

  1. Liz was gorgeous and classy and talented. Lohan is none of those. She ruined her looks with collagen, cocaine, and booze and is a ridiculous person with a laughable public persona. I can’t find anything attractive or credible about her or her playing Elizabeth Taylor, Hollywood’s last and greatest larger-than-life star. Lindsey Lohan playing Liz Taylor is an oxymoron and a casting catastrophe.

  2. La Liz did have some class, yes, but she was also chased by demons, a drunk, an over-eater, man-hungry and hooked on pills. Let’s not whitewash her now that she’s dead. She was a very good actress (though I draw the line at great) and was a kind, charitable woman, but she was no saint either.

  3. La Liz did have some class, yes, but she was also chased by demons, a drunk, an over-eater, man-hungry and hooked on pills. Let’s not whitewash her now that she’s dead. She was a very good actress (though I draw the line at great) and was a kind, charitable woman, but she was no saint either.

  4. La Liz did have some class, yes, but she was also chased by demons, a drunk, an over-eater, man-hungry and hooked on pills. Let’s not whitewash her now that she’s dead. She was a very good actress (though I draw the line at great) and was a kind, charitable woman, but she was no saint either.

  5. I actually couldn’t disagree with you more. Like Glen said, Ms. Taylor was no saint, she had some real bad issues, just like Ms. Lohan. Now granted LiLo doesn’t boast the same resume that La Liz had, but she does look the part, & can draw from her own experiences to channel.

  6. I actually couldn’t disagree with you more. Like Glen said, Ms. Taylor was no saint, she had some real bad issues, just like Ms. Lohan. Now granted LiLo doesn’t boast the same resume that La Liz had, but she does look the part, & can draw from her own experiences to channel.

  7. I bet all eyes were on that emerald necklace on the set so she wouldn t try lifting it, even if they were fakes. Enough of Lindsay. Is that all it takes for fame nowadays, to be a mean spirited tragic addict, then I should have made millions in my day.

  8. Lindsay looks more like Yoko Ono ( 1ST pix after the jump ) than Elizabeth Taylor LOL but Haven said that I wish Lindsay all the best in turning her life around as so many have said Mrs. Taylor was no saint she was quite the BITCH in her day but even Debbie Reynolds forgave her for that . I can only hope that Lindsay Lohan will be as lucky as Liz Taylor was in turning her life around for everybody deserve a second chance and I am sure Liz Taylor ( Grand Dame ) would be the first to agree with that ! Hopefully Lindsay will not ( pardon my french ) FUCK IT UP !!!

  9. Lindsay looks more like Yoko Ono ( 1ST pix after the jump ) than Elizabeth Taylor LOL but Haven said that I wish Lindsay all the best in turning her life around as so many have said Mrs. Taylor was no saint she was quite the BITCH in her day but even Debbie Reynolds forgave her for that . I can only hope that Lindsay Lohan will be as lucky as Liz Taylor was in turning her life around for everybody deserve a second chance and I am sure Liz Taylor ( Grand Dame ) would be the first to agree with that ! Hopefully Lindsay will not ( pardon my french ) FUCK IT UP !!!

  10. Lindsay looks more like Yoko Ono ( 1ST pix after the jump ) than Elizabeth Taylor LOL but Haven said that I wish Lindsay all the best in turning her life around as so many have said Mrs. Taylor was no saint she was quite the BITCH in her day but even Debbie Reynolds forgave her for that . I can only hope that Lindsay Lohan will be as lucky as Liz Taylor was in turning her life around for everybody deserve a second chance and I am sure Liz Taylor ( Grand Dame ) would be the first to agree with that ! Hopefully Lindsay will not ( pardon my french ) FUCK IT UP !!!

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