Can somebody please stop all of this vampire madness? It was fine when it was all just on a movie screen or my television, but I'm not okay with these creatures of the night invading my sex toys! The latest Fleshjack product is called Count Cockula, and it's equipped with an exclusive "fang" texture for the inner canal. And you thought Twink Blood was weird…
The Count Cockula site boasts that it's "like hundreds of soft, tiny teeth massaging your dick!" Um, is that supposed to be a good thing? Is it supposed to turn me on? Because it sort of just creeps me out.
– Dewitt
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Vampires used to be hot. The whole idea was hot. Biting, suducing, even the blood idea was kinda hot. “Interview with the Vampire” and Bram Stoker’s “Dracula”, even “Underworld” had hot vampires and kept the idea and mythology of vampires. Now its going to far with these crappy teen movies. This needs to stop already. Now they are cashing in on everything…this is goin out of control. Find a guy thats into biting and not the toys.
NO – take this blog down.
Why take this blog down?
It’s a pretty funny/creepy idea.
It’s good for the masochists that like teeth.
Like this guy knew/blew liked getting blown with teeth.
Dewitt your idiocy never stops amazing me…
Whilst I agree with you – you’re dissing one of your sponsors/advertising clients’ products?
Like I said… Amazed…
yeah, god forbid jokes should be made on account of sponsors…where would capitalism be if we didn’t take our sponsors seriously?
also, you might want to reconsider insulting the man to whose posts you’re responding to – it’s plain rude. think of him as your sponsor if it helps.