Guys Who Should Do Gay Porn: Hugh Jackman

Hmmm, can I get through this post about Hugh Jackman without mentioning how Hugh’s been the subject of “is he or isn’t he?” rumors since the beginning of time? I guess not. So, your gay porn blogger very occasionally watches movies that AREN’T pornographic! It’s true! I saw Logan recently and if you hate superhero movies, this is the superhero movie for you. It’s more of a somber, hyper-violent, road movie. Hugh’s fabulous in it, and I can’t recommend it enough. (It IS way violent, through. If you’re not feeling seeing 9-year-olds carrying decapitated heads around, stick to Beauty and the Beast.) In this X-Men movie, Wolverine aka Logan is way old. It’s set in the future and he’s not exactly the smokingly hot clawed killer that we know from the previous movies. Don’t get me wrong, it would be hard for Hugh to look bad, but he’s old in this. This made me want to look back at Hugh over the years and remember how goddamn hot he is even when he’s not playing his most famous role.

To be honest, if I found out that Hugh had shot a fuck scene with a dude, I wouldn’t be shocked. *shrug*

p.s. Those of you into Ryan Reynolds, take note. If you go to see the flick, you’ll get an extended sequence featuring Ryan’s bare buttcheeks right before Logan starts. There’s a Deadpool teaser. Ryan’s Deadpool character is horribly disfigured, but he’s still got a nice set of cakes. *double shrug*

Michael Xavier