Who delivered the best orgies of the year? The definitive answer might not be on this list, but we’ll say, there sure do seem to be a lot of scenes from Fraternity X and the Jizz Orgy branch of MEN.COM. Together, the sites make up for eight of the spots on this top ten, which isn’t all too shocking when you consider that they both specialize in gangbangs…
Of course, as you might have guessed from the picture above, Bel Ami secured one spot for that excellent scene where Kris Evans fucks pretty much everyone alive! Meanwhile, Sean Cody earned the remaining slot for that excellent scene where pretty much everyone alive gets fucked.
The biggest “WTF” here is that Bel Ami‘s (potentially too) ambitious 24-man orgy didn’t make the cut. Some of you might also be disappointed to learn that Next Door Buddies‘ just missed the mark with their outdoor fuckfest which, to this day, I will argue was made worthwhile by the presence of self-proclaimed “submissive little slut” Christian Cayden.
Popularity aside, what was your favorite group scene of 2013?
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Bel Ami Online
Take a look at the best group sex scenes of 2013 below:
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10. BROTHER HUSBANDS:
We wrote: “I’m just going to forget about all this ‘thinking’ and jerk off to Duncan Black in ‘Brother Husbands’, the MEN.COM parody of Sister Wives. I’m not even going to ask how he got to the point where he’s marrying Andrew Blue without realizing he has three other husbands, because really, nothing else matters here beyond Duncan Black’s torso covered in cum.”
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9. “I KNOW HOW TO TREAT A LITTLE BITCH”:
We wrote: “Man, isn’t it the worst when you’re having a drunken orgy with your frat brothers, and some know-it-all tries to tell you how to treat a little bitch? If you’ve ever been there—and I know you all have—then you’ll relate to one of the random dude bros in this Fraternity X gangbang. I’m not sure which one of them starts chanting, ‘I know how to treat a little bitch! I know how to treat a little bitch!’… But, uh, for better or worse, that’s something that happened.”
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We wrote: “Eventually, Scott agreed to give up his ass virginity, but things got ugly when he wasn’t able to handle the pain of a cock up his ass for the ‘first time’. The boys picked him up and secured him to the bed with duct tape, then took turns ramming him raw ’til they blew their loads. When they were done using him like a cheap slut, they left him as he was and walked right out of the room, with their fresh cum running down his fuzzy butt crack. Yikes.”
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7. ROCCO REED’S RACIALLY PROBLEMATIC PRISON GANGBANG:
We wrote: “Hard and horny thugs? Really? This is almost as racially problematic as (the apparently defunct website) Lost In The Hood. More importantly, how is this MEN.COM‘s most hardcore scene of the year when pint-sized Johnny Rapid has probably stretched open his hole for 1,000,000 dicks, a nightstick, a baseball bat and the entire continent of Antarctica all at once? Is it more “hardcore” because he’s getting pounded by four men of color? Is it more “hardcore” because he’s a former straight porn star? Also, why are they all in PRISON?”
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6. COACH COLBY JANSEN IN FOOTBALL FUCKDOWN:
My butthole wrote: “The three short films star the number one man I want buried deep inside of me, Colby Jansen, as a coach who has sexual intercourse with his players in the locker room. It should be noted that all of the aforementioned players—Johnny Rapid, Ryan Rockford, Duncan Black and Rod Daily—have taken it up the buttocks in previous films, and they’ve done it quite well if I do say so myself… This is why I find it preposterous, unforgivable and personally offensive that Colby Jansen is not lining them up and fucking them one-by-one in the series’ grand finale.”
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We wrote: “The good folks at Jizz Orgy, the number one site for hardcore group sex, have decided to give Johnny Rapid‘s hole a break and not anally violate him in a prison shower for once. Instead, they’ve hired fellow twink Hunter Page to get manhandled by Spencer Reed, Tommy Defendi, Jack King and Jimmy Johnson in a regular ol’ shower.”
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4. SEAN CODY’S MOUNTAIN GETAWAY FINALE:
We wrote: “Three bottoms bend over on a couch and get fucked by three tops. After a while, the roles reverse and the first-round bottoms fuck the first-round tops. (I nearly died at the sight of David and Tanner sprawled out on their backs next to one another!) Then, everyone takes turns plowing Bryce and dumping their loads inside of him. It’s choreographed without being annoying and far from the utterly baffling free-for-all that some group scenes become.”
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3. MATTHEW KEADING GETS DRUGGED & RAPED:
We wrote: “Has Fraternity X gone too far this time? The gay porn “reality” site released a new scene this week in which two horny, dick-wad frat boys roofie Matthew Keading and take turns fucking her ass… Keading is a gorgeous young woman, and the guys fucking her aren’t too bad to look at either. However, I would argue that this scene would be approximately 5,000,000,000 times hotter if she were conscious for the duration of the action. We could have seen her pushing back on their cocks, taking it in both ends and, most importantly, consenting to servicing her two partners.”
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2. COACH ANDREW STARK & HIS LOCKER ROOM BOTTOM BITCHES:
We wrote: “No matter who’s getting fucked in this fivesome, the focus is always on Andrew and how much these boys love his cock. (Not even Johnny can upstage him with double penetration!) As such, we find ourselves wildly fluctuating between wanting to be in Andrew’s place and wanting to be one of those sweet horny fuckers he’s pounding with all his might… In general, I’d love to see more group scenes that follow this model. This is exactly how I wish Colby Jansen‘s stripper orgy would have unfolded last month. One top, four bottoms.”
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1. KRIS EVANS & THE KINKY ANGELS:
We wrote: “The two-part encounter starts off with an oral orgy, in which Evans shoots a gigantic load over all four boys. Then, the second part finds him shoving his big cock into all four of their tight, young holes. It’s sort of like the European version of this scene without the locker room set… With the exception of Andre Boleyn, I still can’t tell any of the Kinky Angels apart, but in this particular instance, they’re really just the canvas onto which Kris Evans paints his studliness.”
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