Glory Hole Fail.

Deviant Otter Should Know Better!


 

A couple months ago I had this whole tirade against the hole in the board masquerading as a glory hole and literally everyone I talked to agreed that it did not pass glory hole muster. And now I get an email today to find that Deviant Otter, of all people, has decided to build his own hole in a board! Except that it’s cardboard:

 

DO_11

 

Normally I turn all of my left over boxes into a fort, but I decided to put them to a more productive use for once. I’d been chatting with this hung guy on and off on a fuck app. He kept teasing me with pics of his fat cock, but he’s got a “professional” job, blah, blah, blah, so he’s always wicked discrete. Finally convinced him to come over when I told him I made a glory hole so his identity would remain secret. No words exchanged, only fluids.

 

 

I’m always going to applaud handcraft, and I admire his use of tape to prevent scratchy dick times. But man. Mr. Wicked Discreet up there better have been worth all that nonsense.

 

Go find out for me. I don’t wanna watch this whole glory hole lie unfold!

 

– tyler

2 thoughts on “Glory Hole Fail.

  1. Who said there are rules for glory holes. As long as it anonymous that is all that is required. Holes made in a doorway are just as good as one in a restroom

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