Gay Ass Gossip: Tom Daley And His New Show About Speedos

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ITEM – Tiny Olympic hotness Tom Daley has a new television show premiering in January in the UK. It’s called Splash! and it will feature Tom teaching celebrities how to dive. It sounds awful, and you can imagine what “celebrities” entails (stray Kardashian visiting Britain) but hey, cock and ass in Speedos. Judging by the teaser, LOTS OF COCK AND ASS in Speedos. And you figure Tom’s going to be in a Speedo, as well. There’s no way they can give him a show and not insist on that. People don’t actually care about watching Jerry Hall learn to dive or whatever.

– J. Harvey

Check out the teaser for Splash! after the BREAK:

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ITEM – Bradley Cooper and girlfriend Zoe Saldana (Avatar) called it quits. They had done this direct-to-DVD movie called The Words together, and obviously publicists set some shit up. They’re pretty and make an aesthetically pleasing couple but he’s totes gay (he dated Renee Zellweger, and she’s like the beard queen of Hollywood). Anyway, Zoe was supposed to spend Christmastimes in Europe with him but broke it off and went to Miami instead. Smart. No matter how much it might advance your career, being a beard is just going to bring you heartache. The real revelation from this story is finding these stills of Bradley from when I assume he was on Nip/Tuck showing off how good he looks in mesh briefs. Wider, Brad, wider.

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