ITEM – Tiny Olympic hotness Tom Daley has a new television show premiering in January in the UK. It’s called Splash! and it will feature Tom teaching celebrities how to dive. It sounds awful, and you can imagine what “celebrities” entails (stray Kardashian visiting Britain) but hey, cock and ass in Speedos. Judging by the teaser, LOTS OF COCK AND ASS in Speedos. And you figure Tom’s going to be in a Speedo, as well. There’s no way they can give him a show and not insist on that. People don’t actually care about watching Jerry Hall learn to dive or whatever.
– J. Harvey
Check out the teaser for Splash! after the BREAK:
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ITEM – Bradley Cooper and girlfriend Zoe Saldana (Avatar) called it quits. They had done this direct-to-DVD movie called The Words together, and obviously publicists set some shit up. They’re pretty and make an aesthetically pleasing couple but he’s totes gay (he dated Renee Zellweger, and she’s like the beard queen of Hollywood). Anyway, Zoe was supposed to spend Christmastimes in Europe with him but broke it off and went to Miami instead. Smart. No matter how much it might advance your career, being a beard is just going to bring you heartache. The real revelation from this story is finding these stills of Bradley from when I assume he was on Nip/Tuck showing off how good he looks in mesh briefs. Wider, Brad, wider.
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ITEM – This isn’t gossip but the greatest moment in television history aired this week. Just click PLAY.
i’m in love with bradley cooper!
i’m in love with bradley cooper!
The AHS moment was one of the most fun and most creepy things i’ve ever seen. I was shivering while i was grinning.
The AHS moment was one of the most fun and most creepy things i’ve ever seen. I was shivering while i was grinning.
On the last item I wish I could have heard Jessica Lange sing more in Grey Gardens and I WISH they had a character named Plucky when they did the name game there.
On the last item I wish I could have heard Jessica Lange sing more in Grey Gardens and I WISH they had a character named Plucky when they did the name game there.
Jessica Lange once again proves her enduring relevance and genius. I really must watch this show sometime!
Love his accent. He’s so cute!
So has Tom Daley officially come out yet or did he just decide it was so blatently obvious that there was no need for a press release? Check him out clapping at 0:17.
Not that I’m hating, mind you. I’ll still wanking to his Christmas jammy pics. Boy is totes adorbs!
Not that I’m hating, mind you. I’ll still wanking to his Christmas jammy pics. Boy is totes adorbs!
It was refreshing to see Jessica’s musical number last night in AHS after all the gore and blood of this season.
It was refreshing to see Jessica’s musical number last night in AHS after all the gore and blood of this season.
I LOVE Pepper!!! Oooo when she read Dr Arden….snap snap snap
I’ve never seen American Horror Story, but seeing that video, I want to. And i’ve always enjoyed that song. 😀
Damn it, Bradly looks so fucking hot in those shorts…and makes me want to eat them off of him. It totally looks like he’s offering his juicy hole up to me as well in the second one. That’s what’s happening? Right? Yes. Wonderful. Pity that the video doesn’t work any longer though.
His clapping is super cute fo’ sure.
I forgot I wanted to find that clip from AHS. I literally could not stop smiling as it aired.