ITEM – Mmm, banana. How do you think he keeps getting all these blockbuster movie roles? Transformers: Josh Duhamel Doesn’t Get Naked is out, and we’re faced with the usual endless interviews with its stars. Shia LaBeouf spoke with Details, and took the opportunity to reveal that he was fucking former co-star Megan Fox while they were filming the first one. Megan, who was fired from the latest installment and is married to David Silver from the original (and only) 90210, was reportedly “on a break” from her current husband during their fling. Shia’s a passable actor and cute in an accquired taste sort of way, but this is kind of a dick move. It reeks of wanting everyone to know he bagged some hot ass, despite his not possessing the usual movie star good looks. It’s the kind of thing you save for the memoir.
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ITEM – It’s annoying that this pinhead is so photogenic. The Village Voice got shady with Ashton Kutcher and his science experiment wife Demi Moore (she looked older in St. Elmo’s Fire than she does now, 26 years later – it’s not natural) over their campaign to stop sex trafficking in the United States. The Voice ran an article saying that the numbers pertaining to human trafficking that Ashton’s organization have provided are incorrect, and that the research is shoddy. Kutcher, who has a Twitter feed coming directly out of his ass, threw a celeb tantrum on it:
“Hey @villagevoice if you want to dispute the online data I’ve collected about the consumption of child porn or the hard facts from [National Center for Missing and Exploited Children] lmk,” he wrote, later adding, “Hey @villagevoice REAL MEN DON’T BUY GIRLS and REAL NEWS PUBLICATIONS DON’T SELL THEM.”
He’s referring to the prosty ads that run in the back of the publication. Touche, Kelso! This went on for ages. It’s the thought that counts, unless you’re a twat like Ashton and are engaging in this sort of “philanthropy” to gratify one’s sinkhole ego. Also? The PSAs are REALLY dumb. Socks? Really?
ITEM – Ladies LOOOVVVEEEE them some Lenny Kravitz. Do gay guys? I’ve always wondered. You don’t see him lusted over much by the gays. Would you get with Lenny? He’s handsome, has a hot body, and is severely stylish. Plus, the guitar riff to “Are You Gonna Go My Way” is one of the sexiest ever. We should probably throw some gossip in here. Lenny has been cast in the pivotal role of “Cinna” in the film adaption of Suzanne Collins’ Hunger Games trilogy. For those of you not in the know, it’s a series of young adult books about a young lady trying to survive brutal gladitorial games in the far-flung, fascist future. Think Harry Potter, but female, sci-fi, and way bloodier. Ok, it’s nothing like Harry Potter. Cinna is the protagonist’s fashion designer (it makes sense in the book), and sorta mentor. Seriously, most of my gay circle are OBSESSED with these books. James Joyce, they ain’t, but they’re highly readable. Plus, they cast cute guys in the two major dude roles (don’t worry, they’re legal). Now with the addition of Lenny, we’ve got some nice eye candy to go along with all of the womanness.