ITEM – And the bitch is still limping! Fuck, he must have had to look at gay grandpa porn to get that thing to go down so he could get out of those jeans. Unless that’s a peppermill he saw at the restaurant that he really liked so he Winona Ryder-ed it. That’s Gerard Pique. He’s the centre back on FC Barecelona. He’s also “Hips Don’t Lie” singer Shakira’s dude and they just announced they’re having a baby together. Enough about that – wow, dick. BIG POINTY CLUB DICK. Another interesting about Pique is that he’s got a high, tight ass and he shows it off in snug jeans while…holding hands with other dudes and staring into their eyes. Sexy dad!
– J. Harvey (via DListed)
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ITEM – Ryan Reynolds got married to Blake Lively from Gossip Girl. That’s a lot of physical beauty for one married couple. Does Ryan seem a little stressed in pictures lately? Didn’t he JUST get divorced from Scarjo? And he’s already getting married again? Something’s up. He must be under intense pressure. He’s in all these movies, but none of them are hits. He’s mostly getting hired on the basis of his good looks, killer body, and personal charm. The poor bastard must go between the tanning bed (or from being shot by the tanning gun), to the gym, to the movie set, and back. He probably doesn’t even know what this girl’s vagina looks like. And she comes off as boring as fuck. If you’ve ever seen her act, she doesn’t open her mouth enough to get the lines out. Serena Van Der Mumbles. I think what I’m trying to say is that I give em’ six months, they’re divorced, and he’s got a series on FX about a tanning salon proprietor who smokes crack. Either that or I’m just intensely jealous of her ass and trying to make up reasons why they don’t have the world on a string.
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We need to see Gerard’s meat exposed! Stat!
We need to see Gerard’s meat exposed! Stat!
We need to see Gerard’s meat exposed! Stat!
We need to see Gerard’s meat exposed! Stat!
Shakira’s Geri’s beard.
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