Gross. It’s becoming evident that Ryan Lochte is what I like to call a silent beauty. He opens his mouth and the hotness goes right the fuck away. The Olympic gold medalist with that STUPID ASS grille might be the reason ballgags or my cock were invented. Exhibit A and Exhibit B. It turns out that other members of the Lochte clan are equally challenged. How does your momz know about your fuck habits? Read:
“He goes out on one-night stands,” Ike said during an interview. “He’s not able to give fully to a relationship because he’s always on the go.”
Ok, Ma, time for bed. If you’re telling your mom that you only dick and ditch when it comes to the ladies, you’re just way too close.
UPDATE: Lochte’s publicist obviously heard eyebrows raising and “ewwws” from around the world, so he handled that mess. Ike Lochte cleared it up to USA Today:
“How innocent is that?” Ike said. “All I wanted to say is that he’s so sensitive about not wanting to hurt a girl dating, so he just goes and dates and takes out a girl for maybe one or two dates and doesn’t have a relationship because he doesn’t have (time) and it’s not fair to the women.
“I thought that was so sensitive, but then they turned it around. I’m not used to this. … What kind of mom is going to say that (about her son having one-night stands)? Especially being a mom and having two daughters.”
I feel better.
– J. Harvey
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That’s Anne Hathaway walking her dogs. I saw this pic on E! and I was all “who’s that cutie with her?” That’s her fiance Adam Shulman. Here’s some more pics. This isn’t really gossip, it’s me trying to verify that her dude is cute. He is!
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NEW BOND MOVIE! Daniel Craig! Oh, the part when he adjusts his cuffs after nearly being killed is SESSY!
Here’s the new and complete trailer for Skyfall.
I saw the interview on television and understood what she was trying to say. It seems like most of these athletes need to bar their parents from talking to the press.
On a side note, has anyone heard if Adele is performing the theme song to the new James Bond movie?
“JEAH!” – Ryan Lochte, my future husband.
Looking forward to this one. Love Daniel Craig as 007 and hope the new film is better than “Quantum Of Solace.”
i thought i was the only guy who thought that ryan lochte was kind of a dbag!
Lochte = Gronk, but with less fun and humor!
As soon as I heard Lochte speak about “this is my time” (referring to Phelps time has gone or should) I thought he was a huge dick this mom thing is just odd even if she’s just trying to give him some cover for humping and dumping.
That guy is not cute enough for Anne Hathaway I mean have you seen her body in “The Dark Knight Rises”?!?!?
RL is totally douchetastic. But–I’d still smash it like an Idaho potato.
It’s amazing how fast one’s body, dick, sexual prowess or money can become utterly irrelevant when you find out he’s this douchetastic.
As that first article so colourfully described: “it’s positively clit-shrinking”.
What a mother does Ryan has… LOL. Now you know he got that shit from
Um….he’s just wigger…geez :/. Just because he likes to dabble in a certain culture doesn’t make him a douchebag…I love him! He not my dating type though.
Mrs. Lochte, many a truth is said in jest. This isn’t news. The women literally line up down the street and around the corner to sleep with top tier athletes. I don’t feel sorry for these “girls.” They’re like groupies following a band. They know what they’re getting into, or better yet, what kind of guys are getting into them.
So what..only in America family don’t talk about sex…nothing wrong with the mom to know about his life..normal in other countries! get over it!
The big question, Is Ryan or isn’t Ryan . . . doesn’t it seem that all of his likes, career aspirations, clothes and form fitting speedos and declaration that he wants to be different a not so subtle an indication of where his real sentiments lie when it comes to “one night stands”. If he is gay I think he will come clean (no pun intended) after the games are history. I like the guy for who he is in every regard.
I love the grillz. They’re fucking stuipid for sure, but he’s basically just using them to troll the sport. and the olympics deserved to be trolled.
as for the mother thing, even if he was talking about fuck and chucking with his mom, at least he’s honest with her. I don’t think it’s so weird to explain to your mother that you don’t have a time for a relationship, and the woman would have to be STOOPID to think that man wasn’t getting laid.
if a man can tell his mother he’s gay, or bisexual, or transexual, or with hep c or HIV, then why can’t a simple process of honesty extend to the simpliest polite gesture of saying – MOM I’M NOT LOOKING FOR LOVE. I’M LOOKING FOR GOLD. NOTHING WILL GET IN MY WAY – AND I WILL STEAL A LITTLE THRILL ON THE SIDE BUT NO PUTTING ME UP TO BLIND DATES. I’M OKAY ON MY OWN. OK? That’s just being upfront and with disclosure with sons, daughters or sons that want to be daughters. If you dont’ have trust you have nothing. And her saying – he does NSA – it puts the message out there to potential gold diggers – this guy is good for a fuck or 3 at most. Do not expect to have even a short term relationship of 5 – 6 months. And every one is so damn judgemental – we’re all dogs – it blows off steam and feels great. If you’ve had more then 100 partners – or a sex party or 5 – its’s sowing your oats. Leave it at that and respect that his achievements in the pool are his purpose and prowess. I hope you don’t believe that judging a man’s private life makes him any less a top athlete and hero. It g ave a great rivalry with our other american all around olympian athlete in the most decorated spot in history. Listen wisely or get a job at the National Enquirer
i never got the appeal of Lochte and this just furthers it. I much prefer Michael Phelps. Mixed feels about him retiring from professional swimming
The Gronk is my dbag, dream guy. Don’t harsh on my Gronk.