Gay Ass Gossip: Ryan Lochte’s Mom Is A Little Too Into His Life

Gross. It’s becoming evident that Ryan Lochte is what I like to call a silent beauty. He opens his mouth and the hotness goes right the fuck away. The Olympic gold medalist with that STUPID ASS grille might be the reason ballgags or my cock were invented. Exhibit A and Exhibit B. It turns out that other members of the Lochte clan are equally challenged. How does your momz know about your fuck habits? Read:

“He goes out on one-night stands,” Ike said during an interview. “He’s not able to give fully to a relationship because he’s always on the go.”

Ok, Ma, time for bed.  If you’re telling your mom that you only dick and ditch when it comes to the ladies, you’re just way too close.

UPDATE: Lochte’s publicist obviously heard eyebrows raising and “ewwws” from around the world, so he handled that mess. Ike Lochte cleared it up to USA Today:

“How innocent is that?” Ike said. “All I wanted to say is that he’s so sensitive about not wanting to hurt a girl dating, so he just goes and dates and takes out a girl for maybe one or two dates and doesn’t have a relationship because he doesn’t have (time) and it’s not fair to the women.

“I thought that was so sensitive, but then they turned it around. I’m not used to this. … What kind of mom is going to say that (about her son having one-night stands)? Especially being a mom and having two daughters.”

I feel better.

– J. Harvey

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