SEE WHAT I DID THERE?!?!?! Payne is the latest meathead neanderthal-type to strip down for Chaos Men, and his huge thighs and muscle butt have inspired me to reference Peaches in a way that might not make very much sense, but makes for good wordplay in the title of this blog post.
I suppose some folks might have more interest in his beer-can thick schlong or his gigantic arms, which might prompt your brain to drum up fantasies of him pinning you down and having his way with your ass… But, as for me, I’m all about those meaty cheeks and the hairy straight virgin hole between them. To each his own! Lust after whatever part you want to lust after.
– Dewitt
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how to bore me quickly
I hope he does.t quit his day job.
As dumb looking as a box of rocks . . . .
what a typical dumb ass mother fucker….I like brown haired girls too lol he says, after saying he likes brunettes.. nice body but no brains!
Beer can thick? Um no.
Yuk!
What else is in the teaches of peaches? Huh. What?
I’d like to be a PAYNE in his ass.
hmmm hes definately one you have a one nite stand wit or perhaps have as a fuck buddy but you wudnt wanna talk to him lol
He’s hot, maybe he looks dumb maybe but then again there are some dumb looking brain surgeons so you never know.
Phrenology has been discredited a long time ago.
What was so dumb about his answer ? he said he likes blonds & brunettes and brown hair girls too granted he very well might be DUMB but I think you misunderstood his answer .
what he said wash he likes blondes and brunettes and I also like dark haired girls which would be the same as brunettes, hence the dumb answer.