After posting that pistachio commercial, I had put into a place a moratorium on Levi Johnston-related content until those damn Playgirl photos showed up. Unfortunately, I didn't tell Andy about this initiative, so he graciously kept you in the loop about the shoot. We even got your hopes up with a post about Johnston showing off his wang…
Too bad it didn't happen. The douchebags at Playgirl promised us peen, and now they're not delivering. Here's what they had to say: "He did not give 'full-frontal' as his manager Tank Jones reported he would. We're thrilled with the photos we got, and are confident people will love them. Although there may be glimpses, we did not get full on frontal nudity."
And of course they blame his manager for this, always trying to bring the black man down. How much do you want to bet that Levi got uncomfortable from all the lecherous, greasy men (not mentioning any names) on the set? If there's no cock shot, you can bet your ass that I won't be paying for a membership to their site. You know those pictures are going to be all over the place!
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Playgirl
totally lame…he has been promoting this for the longest time and now hes not going to deliver the goods. I have a feeling his fifteen minutes will be up a little bit sooner than expected.
Um gross, I feel bad for the people that buy that Playgirl addition… ;_;
If he’s not showing his dick, he needs to finally go away!
What is the point of posing in Playgirl, if you don’t show your package? The only reason he wouldn’t go full frontal is that he must come up short.
Lame!!! What’s the fucking point?! Wasn’t there a contract? I feel so sorry for Playgirl. First they had to close down the iconic paper magazine and now they get fucked like this. I hope they at least break even on what they paid him, which he doesn’t deserve now.
And I was hoping we’d see erection and a video!
Uhh….why would I want to see his package anyway when all I want to do is fuck that ass of his?