Enjoy This Incredibly Cheesy Collection Of “Sexy” Santa Pics

There’s not a lot to say here, except that some people strive to ruin the holidays. Like me. Who doesn’t enjoy “theme” pics of dudes in sleazy costumes? You? Communist.

p.s. The Jakey G. pics aren’t cheesy, but we needed to throw SOMETHING of substance in here.

p.p.s. Despite marketing, we’re guessing that Christmas tree isn’t going up Cody Cumming’s bank vault-tight ass.

– J. Harvey

The back. Did anyone else used to beat off to costume/underwear catalogs back in the day?

I think I saw this one at the Manhunt holiday party.

So much more festive than stupid Christmas cookies.

You’re too hot for these shabbily-made props.

If you lose the mascara and the Rico Suave bang, we can talk about it.

Sexy but smug bitch Santa.

Please stuff your present in my ass stocking. Ew, I know, but look at him.

Unfortunately, a hot guy would never wear this. Your fat uncle would, though.

9 thoughts on “Enjoy This Incredibly Cheesy Collection Of “Sexy” Santa Pics

  1. Yeah, that Santa suspender thong is f-ing ridiculous, but that hot dude won’t be wearing it for long when we get together.  Nice body and bonus points for having the cajones to get photographed in that thing!

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