Coming Distractions: Mark Wahlberg In “Pain & Gain”

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Promise? Mark Wahlberg is a fucking hot quandry on two legs for me. He comes off as just an immense dick, but he’s so HAWT. Ugh, it’s the Tim Tebow conundrum. Your penis is a betrayer! Marky Mark and Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson are two idiot bodybuilders (girl, it’s typecastin’!) who bungle a kidnap plot with deadly consequences in Pain & Gain. It’s directed by Michael Bay so you know it’s going to be a subtle examination of their emotional landscape. The intriguing thing about this movie is that all of the paparazzi snaps from the set have finished Mark showing BODY in his very tight skivvies or tank tops.  I thought I’d round up all the pics of that I could find for you lads.

The poster hints at dick, but that’s probably the extent of any homoerotic interaction between these two bohunks. The “Pain” should be from “The Rock” sticking his cock in Mark’s flesh sock. But Hollywood hates anything good. Dicks.

– J. Harvey

More shots from the set of Pain & Gain after the BREAK:

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