MANHUNT Daily

Gerard Butler Is Now Forty

So I think it's now official--I'm totally a manther cub. If you round up my celebrity crushes, you'd discover that the majority of them are forty years-old or over. This applies to George Clooney, Alec Baldwin, Denzel Washington, Steve Carell, Brad Pitt, Paul Rudd, Mark Ruffalo and the list goes on. Hell, even a ton of my porn crushes fall into this category. 

And guess what? The list is continuing to grow. Gerard Butler, that guy I probably talk about way too much, will be celebrating his fortieth birthday today. And if he happens to be reading this post, I have an excellent birthday gift that he can pick up at my house tonight. He just needs to make sure to bring some lube and condoms with him, because I'm all out right now.

- Dewitt

Rosie Called Out Oprah Again

Rosie O'Donnell just won't give up on trying to push Oprah Winfrey out of the closet. Though the talk show queen has continually denied a romantic relationship with best friend Gayle King, O'Donnell keeps insisting that there's more than meets the eye. Or depending on your perception, it's exactly what meets the eye.

I'm not sure how we missed this, but O'Donnell appeared on Howard Stern's Sirius XM radio show a few weeks ago and reignited her suspicions about Oprah. “I don’t know that she and Gayle are necessarily doing each other," she said. "But I think they are the emotional equivalent of…” Stern chimed in to finish her sentence, "a gay couple".

She continued, “When they did that road trip, that’s as gay as it gets. And I don’t mean it to be an insult either. I’m just saying, listen, if you ask me, that’s the couple.” What do you think of Rosie's refusal to drop this topic? And no matter what you think about that aspect, do you think she's right about Gayle and Oprah?

- Dewitt

Tracy Morgan Says Being Gay Is A Choice

I don't know about you, but I think Tracy Morgan is fucking hilarious. Nearly every one of his lines on 30 Rock cracks me up, to the point that I often forget that there's a difference between him and his character Tracy Jordan. The real life Tracy may tone it down with the antics, but he also takes it up a notch when it comes to raunchy humor.

Apparently, the jokes in Morgan's latest show at Carnegie Hall had a few New Yorkers heading towards the exits. It's impossible to say whether they were more offended by Tracy simulating sex between Barack and Michelle Obama or openly stating that being gay is a choice. While I admit that I might have stepped out on him for the latter bit, I think I'm going to wait for more details before stepping on my soap box. It's all about the context. Or it may just be about denial, because I'd really like to listen to "Werewolf Bar Mitzvah" without getting angry.

- Dewitt 

Quickie: Three Photos of Robert Pattinson

When it comes to my boner, Robert Pattinson is hit or miss. I can't pretend that I don't understand the appeal of him (like some of you), but I also can't comprehend why anyone would go crazy over him. There are times when he looks very much like someone I'd put my penis into. Then there are moments when he looks like a complete hot mess.

For this post, I've decided to include three recent pictures of the Twilight star that caught my attention. The first is from Vanity Fair Italia, in which Robert is lying on his stomach with just a little bit of his back exposed. The shirt he's wearing makes him look like a faux-lumberjack, and I find that hot for some reason. While we're still talking about this one, can you say "bedroom eyes"?

The last two pictures are outtakes from Bruce Weber's shoot for regular ol' Vanity Fair. In the first one, Pattinson throws back a bottle of Rolling Rock and manages to look ruggedly handsome in a totally preppy sweater. It makes me want to drink beers with him and help him experiment with his sexuality.

In the very last picture, it's not the celebrity subject who I find most intriguing. For some reason, they thought it'd be a good idea to surround the vampire heartthrob with six beefy rugby players. I'd rather have sex with all six of them (preferably at the same time), but I'd definitely settle for gang-banging Pattinson in the locker-room.

- Dewitt

Photo credit: Stewart Shining/Vanity Fair Italia

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O-M-Glee! Are These Two Boning One Another?

A few of you have masturbated to expressed interest in actor Cory Monteith, who plays sexy football player Finn on Glee. Well, guess what? I don't mean to be harsh, but you probably have no chance with him. Monteith's on-screen chemistry with co-star Lea Michele may be a result of the two actors' actual attraction to one another. The two have been seen around town together, and they've both openly dodged questions about a budding romance.

Sure, this may be a contractual relationship to promote the show. Maybe she's just acting as his beard? Or even if they are dating, isn't there a chance that he's bisexual? Bi-curious? Whatever you may need to tell yourself for comfort, just don't stop believing.

- Dewitt

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Miley Cyrus Hates That You're Gay

Even if she's a terrible role-model otherwise, it seemed like tween pop-tart Miley Cyrus was recently stepping out in support of gay individuals. I mean, she wasn't volunteering to make phone calls in Maine or anything, but she openly expressed on Twitter that she supported marriage equality. On top of that, she was very enthusiastic about the Fire Island Pines rendition of her hit "Party in the U.S.A." Even though they were small gestures, they signaled to her fan-base that there's nothing wrong with same-sex relationships. That has to count for something, right?

Well, it's now becoming wildly apparent that Ms. Cyrus doesn't know which end is up. Did you hear about how she's never heard a Jay-Z song before, despite name-dropping him in her song? She basically just made the song to sell her clothing line, and it's not even "her style of music". Even if that's true, I'm pretty sure that's not the kind of thing you admit...

But I digress. The actual reason I'm writing this post is to call your attention to a video that's making the rounds. At a performance in Louisville, Cyrus changed the lyrics to "7 Things", a song in which she lists behaviors she hated about her ex-boyfriend. The line "your games" was altered to be "you're gay", implying that it's supposed to be an insult. It's a small change, but it counts for something, right?

- Dewitt

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Sharon Osbourne Isn't Very Nice

Sharon Osbourne said some not-so-nice about everyone's favorite cat lady Susan Boyle. I knew she was mean, but this is just down right evil!

Sharon says that Boyle looks like "a hairy arsehole" while appearing on The Opie & Anthony Show on XM among other jokes about her appearance. I for one think Susan Boyle is looking quite lovely these days!

Check out the video of her remarks above.

- Andy

Taylor Lautner = Twink Porn

I'm no Sherlock Holmes, but it looks like these pictures were taken in the exact same location. Our dear friends at Unzipped were kind enough to expose this coincidence, and it's really blowing our minds. We should probably calm down by looking at a picture of Jason Pitt's eager twink butt. Hopefully, Taylor will take similar pictures when he turns eighteen next February. Not that any of you are lusting after him or anything...

- Dewitt

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Quickie: Jim Carrey Celebrates NovemBeard

Is it wrong that I think Jim Carrey is epically sexier with a beard? I've never thought he was unattractive, but I haven't ever considered him particularly boner-worthy. Perhaps it's just the picture, but he's got this whole "fuck me now" lumberjack thing going on. And remember my plans for Kyle Cisco's facial hair? If you haven't caught my drift yet, I'm saying that I'd love to have Jim Carrey's beard all up on my ass cheeks.

Oh, and for those who are wondering, NovemBeard actually exists. The basic premise is that guys start off clean-shaven and grow a beard for the entire month. Obviously, Carrey isn't actually celebrating this occasion, but I just thought you should be aware of it.

- Dewitt

Photo credit: Zimbio

Calling All Manther Cubs!

Guess who'll be showing off his body in the upcoming romantic comedy It's Complicated? As far as we know, it won't be younger hotties John Krasinski or Hunter Parrish (though we have our fingers crossed for that too). The film will, however, include Alec Baldwin in some nearly nude scenes.

Considering that the only other reason you would have seen this movie is to hear Meryl Streep say "Turns out, I'm a bit of a slut", I figured I'd tip you off on this epic moment of Baldwin hotness. After all, nearly forty-five percent of you said you'd let him get all up in your funcooker.

The bad news? The sexy buns you see in the movie won't be his. “That was my ass double!" he told Entertainment Weekly. "I have a great ass, if I may say so. That’s a part of my body that needs no surgical enhancement or rearranging. The guy who was my ass double, he worked on 30 Rock one day and he dined out on it the whole week.”

Um, did anyone else get turned on by that quote? Maybe I'm just horny, but hearing Baldwin talk about his "great ass" and "dining out" in the same sentence just got me extremely hard. I really can't wait to see this movie!

- Dewitt

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