This is such a fucking tease! Orlando Bloom appears nude for one second in the red band trailer for this year’s Zulu. Though he’s coming down a flight of stairs in the clip, we don’t (from what I can gather) get to see the full-frontal view, but who knows? Maybe someone who’s seen the film overseas can (please) tell me I’m wrong about this.
I don’t know what it is about Orlando that I’m constantly amazed every time I realize he still exists. He’s so damn cute that he shouldn’t be forgettable, but I don’t know, I guess my brain just blocks him out from my endless mental checklist of celebrity crushes… That said? I’m glad he’s still around and doing things! The world needs more of his sexiness on screen.
– Dewitt
Check out a very, very short clip of Orlando in the Zulu trailer:
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I wish they had a shot of him coming down the stairs as well. 😉
Hell YES! 2nd that one
I’m over Orlando, which is a shame, because he’s got a nice little body.
He looks like gay film performer “Donny Wright” doesn’t he?
..maybe that’s the correlation?
THANK YOU! I was going to say the same thing, but then I thought people would think I’m crazy. I want to buy the Donny Wright Fleshjack and pretend it’s Orlando Bloom.