Whenever the cult classic Wild Things is brought up, some straight guy is always “aw man, that scene where Neve Campbell and Denise Richards made out and there was champagne getting poured on tits blah blah blah.” No one EVER mentions the fact that Kevin Bacon shows his hog to Matt Dillon! Cock shots ALWAYS trumps chicks making out.
Bacon’s dick isn’t the most impressive, but Wild Things is worth watching for the camp value alone. Floridian high school sluts fuck their teachers and other authority figures, plot murder, and eventually double-cross each other with lots of torrid sex and scenery chewing thrown in.
Our only question is – does Kev’s cock count as one of the degrees?
– J. Harvey
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I watched this on HBO this morning and the only reason I watch it is because of Kevin’s semi-erect DICK! I was disappointed that Matt Dillon didn’t show any butt or dick. Bummer 🙁 LOL
I’d pay to watch Kevin and Matt get down any day! Granted, I’d pay more to be sandwiched between the two…
FIRST!!!!!!!!!
Right, because if a man doesn’t have a silicon injected or pumped up grotesque polished up erection, we reject him because of it.
Anyone who is disappointed in Bacon’s “bacon” has never been in a mens locker room……for every long dong that ya see, there are 50 Bacon-esque dicks. There are truly more growers than showers in a locker room!
I’ll take me some eggs with THAT Bacon ! 😉
Or 3rd.
Apparently, the original screenplay called for there to be a shower scene between Matt and Kevin, but it was cut in favor of this scene. Check it out at imdb.com.
Kevin should’ve taken Matt’s shirt off, dropped his towel, and then pull Matt in the shower with him and leaned in to kiss each other!
matt dillonnnnnnnnnn…..yum!
I dont know what to say about this scene. Well to be honest, I don’t find it worth watching. I remember one time I walked in on my stepfather watching this scene over and over. Our network has a instant replay button on it and he was watching this scene over and over. I felt very creeped out by that.
Who cares how big it is, just the fact that he showed it gives him extra brownie points! I mean it’s not like Kevin is some unknown dude trying to break into show business. HURRAY for him for having the balls to show the bacon (eggs and biscuits). LOVE HIM.
i had already had a GIANT crush on kevin bacon for about ten years when this scene finally came around… it was a veritable godsend.
Bacon has brought home the bacon [and eggs here.] Looking hot! Pity Matt didn’t drop trou & join him in the shower…would have been even hotter…