Celebrity Skin: Jamie Dornan Should Do “50 Shades Of Gay”

I’m warning you – there is no porn in this post. There is barely a penis to be seen (there IS one if you look for it). But there are dudes out there that are so hot that I need to post about them in hopes that they’ll read the post and suddenly decide a gay porn career is for them. Or that they need to show up to my place nude and oiled. Either/or.

One of my superiors here at Manhunt (yes, I actually have to answer to someone here) brought up how he’s watching The Fall on Netflix. It’s an Irish cop story with Scully from The X-Files wherein she’s trying to catch a serial killer played by 50 Shades Darker’s Jamie Dornan. We agreed that Jamie Dornan could play every despicable psychopath killer ever and he’d still be hot as balls. This post is dedicated to him!

Dornan’s sequel to his first big film, 50 Shades of Grey, which gets released this week. From what I’ve read, his chemistry with his co-star in this film series is nil. Truthfully, I’d rather watch 75-year-old men fist each other than watch (or read) any of that 50 Shades bullshit. ESPECIALLY since I’m told that Dornan doesn’t show his dick in the flicks, which is so DUMB seeing as it’s supposed to be some scandalous mommy porn!

What Dornan needs is a good sex scene. A good GAY sex scene. He should flip-fuck with any one of a number of available porn stars. Dornan should bare that body (and stop waxing for these stupid movies), flex that ass, and swing that Irish cock (he doesn’t seem to have the curse, keep scrolling) around.

Celebrities that are as beautiful as Dornan…it causes me SUCH frustration that they don’t do porn. Or that I can’t fuck them or get fucked by them. Such is life.

– Michael Xavier

p.s. Manhunt Daily HAS covered Jamie in the past but it’s been awhile so here ya go.