It’s the freakin’ weekend! With all this free time to yourself, you should put it to good use, and what better way to utilize your time than catching up on the third season of Dominic Ford‘s gay porn reality show So You Think You Can Fuck?
Come on! You know you want to watch.
Though I’ve been relatively lax about keeping you updated about this season, it should be noted that this is one of the best yet. The four contestants were shipped out to an abandoned army barracks to kiss, suck, rim, fuck and compete in sponsored challenges that most of you will probably fast-forward through!
On top of that, my favorite human being in existence, Jack Shamama, returns to the expert judging panel along with Scotty B., Tommy Stone and RuPaul’s Drag Race contestant Shangela Laquifa Wadley. Their critiques might be my favorite part of each episode, but don’t tell any of the contestants I’ve said that… Especially not Derek Parker. Because I want to do things like this to his butt.
Photo credit: Dominic Ford
Click through to preview the first four episodes and watch a trailer:
“This is the best season yet, and mixes ‘Survivor’ with sex. This year the contestants are left in the middle of nowhere, and sleep in an abandoned army barracks. They are separated into 2 teams, led by returning winners Topher DiMaggio (Season 1) and Mitch Vaughn (Season 2). The teams will compete against each other in group competitions. Each member of the winning team will get 500 points. Then, the winning team will challenge the losing team to a sex challenge. Our expert judges will award the winner of the sex scene 500 points each for the winning team members.”
“In this episode, the boys pay tribute to the removal of ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’ by competing in an Army-inspired photo shoot. Then, two contestants (Topher DiMaggio and Sean Duran) have a hot sex scene in the Army Barracks. Which team wins the challenge? Who do the judges think won the sex scene? What new word does Shangela learn this week? Find out in this episode!”
“In Episode 3, our 6 contestants compete in an ‘Amazing Race’ type Scavenger Hunt… Then, two of our newcomers (Sean Duran and Lance Luciano) fuck hard in an abandoned campground. Our expert judges think it’s the best scene yet, and Sean is credited with being like a monkey, hanging from every possible place while getting fucked. But who do the judges award 500 points? And what new term does Shangela learn this week? Watch this episode to find out!”
“This week, SYTYCF Season II winner Mitch Vaughn finally makes his debut in Season III, showing newcomer Duncan Black a thing or two about crazy cumshots. If you remember, judge Scotty B. called Mitch’s cumshots “The Bellagio of Porn” last year, and this scene is no exception. If you love crazy cumshots you’ll love this scene! Afterwards the judges serve some fierce porn realness as they dissect what they liked and didn’t like about the scene. But first, all the contestants compete in a very important challenge for sponsor PornGuardian.com.”