Before you think this is the lamest Caption This competition ever, we encourage you to click through and see this week’s three-panel sequence. The guy with a tattoo on his pec (to the right) takes a big load of cum in his mouth, plants a wet kiss on the lips of his fellow scene partner (to the left) and then Mr. Leftie proceeds to spit it out.
If you’ve recovered enough from your New Year’s hangover, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for these three images. You can do it in a comic strip style—with three lines of dialogue or thought bubbles—or you can just sum it up with one simple statement. Once you’re done, we’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Broke Straight Boys
Click through for the uncensored pic and last week’s winning caption:
Today’s image:
Last week’s winner:
It’s Manhunt‘s version of surf ‘n’ turf, according to Ospreyboi1122.
I wanted smooth, not chunky.
My mama always told me to share…
I think the mystery ingredient Chef Ramsey is …”CUM”??
Got Milk?
Recycling CAN be fun!
I told you so, Tastes just like chicken!!
I told you to move the wastecan closer…but we’ll do it your way this once…
oops…forgot to add the ending: I told you to move the wastecan closer….but we’ll do it your way this once…afterall, trash is trash!
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When he said “why don’t you cum here and kiss me”, he meant it.
LIAR! It does Not taste like mine!
Ooops!! Can’t fit any more in!!!
tastes like the creams gone off, what do you think?
that wasn’t donut glaze! Ewwww!!! . . . . hehe
Three little pigs showing how Elmer’s glue is made.
Sucking dick is totally gay but there are no rules for snowballing.
Is that? Wait . . . oh god. Asparagus!
yuck!!! told you I hated garlic lol.
spit or swallow
It’s only gay if I swallow….
Spitters are Quitters.
Bitch!! This Cum isn’t Kosher!!
Rabies
Full.
This little twink had roast beef, this little twink had cum, and this little twink went went wee wee wee all over my bum.
Bros before Hos
Do you have the link this on BSB? Or what the guy’s names are?
Today’s episode is brought to you by the letter C…ummm
Me and my brother share everything.
…i told u he had asparagus…
OH NOOOO!! HE KISSED ME AND NOW I’M RABBID
REALLY HE KISSED MY DICK … WILL YOU SUCK THE RABBITS OUT OF IT ? PLEEEEEEESE ???
UMMMM OK.