A scruffy guy rests his thick and thoroughly scrumptious dick between the pages of a book. No, it’s not the beginning of a campaign to get gay men to read more often! It’s the wonderful, drool-worthy image we picked out for today’s round of Caption This.
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for the image below. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Take a look at today’s image and last week’s winner below:
THIS WEEK’S PIC:
LAST WEEK’S WINNER:
We had to give this round to Antsinyapants88. MEE-OW!
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Ohhhhhhhh….Pop-up books are soooo much more fun to read !!
They made 50 Shades of Grey into a pop-up book.
Should I bookmark it now?
Timberlake, you idiot! I said I wanted your “Dick In A Box.”
I’m not just a big cock, I read too!
I knew there was a reason why I love the smell of books.
my favourite bookmark!!!
50 Shades of Gay
Now, this is what I call reading between the lines…This book was a real page turner…
1, open the book. 2, put your junk in that book. 3, make him open the book, and that’s the way you do it. It’s my dick in a book. My dick in a book babe. It’s my dick in a book. Ooh, my dick in a book boy! Christmas, dick in a book. Hanukkah, dick in a book. Kwanzaa, dick in a book. Every single holiday a dick in a book! Over at your parents’ house, a dick in a book! Mid-day at the grocery store, a dick in a book! Backstage at the CMA’s, a dick in a book!
I see you are reading “Moby Dick”
It’s a real page turner!
MOBY DICK … Special Limited 3D Edition.
I think he’s from Slytherin…
Is he reading the latest suzanne collins novel? “The hunger GAYmes, cockingjay”
Maybe I should start dating bookworms!
Ahh, nature’s bookmark
“The Turn Of The Oh God Please Screw Me”
Oh how the plot has thickened.
Now THAT’S a bookmark!
Best. Bookmark. Ever.
Dad always told me reading was important. Now I know why.
Now THAT’S what I call a bookworm !!!
What is the definition of that word right there?
Now I remember why Moby Dick was my favorite book to read
It’s not fair, everyone can see the Magic Eye image but me!
This is definitely NOT a book of fantasy fiction! It still looks like a HARD read
This is definitely NOT a book of fantasy fiction! It still looks like a HARD read
This is definitely NOT a book of fantasy fiction! It still looks like a HARD read
Dicktionary – You’re Doing it right
Dicktionary – You’re Doing it right
Dicktionary – You’re Doing it right
I was thinking just that
FUCK THE BOOK AND THE DICK – clean under your fucking nails.
Enough reading, it’s my turn to be screwed.
“now, if you turn to page 137, the second paragraph says…”
ooooo…. A stroke-n-sniff book!
The Kindle version vibrates.
This puts the FUN in “Reading is Fundamental” . . . .
I’ll never be able to think about a book worm in quite the same way…
I am asking you to read between the lines here
Now where did I leave that bookmark. Oh well this will do
“…he uttered the cry of a creature hurled over an abyss…” Henry James, The Turn of the Screw
Everyone always said I was a sophisticated dick.
Jeremy’s teaching assistant for English lit sure had some great study tools
With these new book marks – once you pick a book up…you won’t want to put it down.
Who said all DICKHEAD where stupid ???
Proving once again that a picture is worth a thousand words.
It’s not what you think–I buy it for the articles. Hey, wait….they have articles?!!?!?
the good book says….
the PEN IS mightier than the sWORD