I can’t even begin to describe the image for this week’s round of Caption This. You’ll just have to click through and see it for yourself. Spoiler alert! It’s downright fantastic (in a creepy sort of way that may keep me up at night).
Afterward, if you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Click through to see the full pic and last week’s winner:
THIS WEEK’S IMAGE:
LAST WEEK’S WINNER:
It was pretty obvious that JC had to win this.
The explorer makes his way through the wild jungle to witness the mating of two bears!
When is it my turn to play hide the sausage.
So, That’s how “they” do it
You’re trying to seduce me, aren’t you Mr. Robinson?
Mr. Robinson, you’re trying to seduce me. Aren’t you?
what to my wondering eyes should appear
but hot fat cock
in a beautiful rear
Aw, come on guys, I’m trying to watch Ellen!
And you said “It wouldn’t fit!”
now, push it in, then pull it out and repeat
The perfect Peeping Hole!
Now you know what it looks like when I fuck your tight hole!
Best. View. Ever.
How many pokes does it take to get the creamy center? One, two…
Vote for Obama
Dad, it’s nearly 6, and Mom said she wanted the job done and the plumber gone before she gets home from work.
Before he sent his body parts out to more Canadian politicians, Luka Magnotta made his victim’s upper half watch him fuck his lower half.
How did that go again? The leg bone is connected to hip bone, the ass hole is connected to the…… oh yea now I remember.”
Watch closely, this is exactly what I’ll be doing to you next.
Peeping Tom, Dick and Harry
The rhythmic fucking hypnotized the zombie into a zorgasm. As soon as they finished, the cum and blood flowed EVERYWHERE.
“Can I clean up? “
Peekaboo! … Peekaboo! … Peekaboo!
Sex Wd was never like this.
Sex Ed 2012
The pole goes into the round hole.
what do you mean it’s stuck? – just pull it out like i told you last time!
He’s singing this song – (Sung to Johnny Cash’s Folsum Prison Blues)
I see the Dick a Cummin
I’ts Long and Big and Fat
It’s Pointed at his Turgid Hole
His already seeded crack
I’m just another Folsom bottom
Waitin for some Dick
If I don’t get MY Turn soon
I’m gonna throw a Fit !
Said the night wind to the little lamb….do you see what I see?
well would ya look at that
You have to see this. Ready? Wink! Wink! Wink!
Pvt. First Class Andrews reporting for training, Sir!
Okay, Andrews, take a look at this…
Omg, that’s big~!!!
Well, Attenhut! You’re next! Now pull down your pants…
The new Personal Trainer
No No No, try again!
And 1 and 2 and 1 and 2!
Is that what they ment by in out,in out, urghh.. and then you cum??
Peek-a-boo I see you.
So will there be a baby coming out of this hole too, Daddy?
so thats how they pack all that fudge into the creamy center :p
(*thinks to himself…’that’s gonna be ME next!”)
Dobby only lives to please Master Harry Pooter…
Is that “how they put the Figs into the Fig Rolls”???
LOVE THAT!!!
LMAO! 😉
wow with a little nair i could do wonders
Watch and learn
I won’t tell Celina if you don’t – if I was your boyfriend 😉
Just goes to show how much of a Biebs fan I’m NOT – i guess her name is spelled Selena, not Celina – my bad !!
That thing better not go into my mouth when he’s done there…
I smell dead . . . babies!
Nope, definitely no condom!
That’s fuking offensive u sick fuck!!! Someone died!!!
I see dead people.
let me just say this is the winner!!
What happens when you walk into the wrong dormroom
OH MY GAMMIT! KEVVIINN!!! (The lurker looks just like Fred Figglehorn/Lucas Cruikshank)
Mmmm… That girl in the opposite building is now showering.. Hot!
The twins first up close and personal sex Ed class
Father, Teaching his Son the Ins and Outs of Sex
LUBE!!! i need more lube here
The “eyes” have it!!
That is so distasteful and morbid.
I can’t believe people actually liked this…
Extra Credit for Health Class is pretty intense.
Hey Mister, wheres the cream filling?
Wow, that is the 2nd time mine has been chosen. I honestly didn’t think I was going to get chosen, cuz there were a lot of other great entries. Thanks though LOL!
These IKEA instructions are pretty graphic! Tabul A into Slokum B.
So Tom Cruise and John Travolta HAVE been screwing around!
survey the scene, the scene is safe
WOW! How long until people trim their pubs?
Joey from Friends, “There I am! There I am! There I am! There I am! There I am! There I am!…”
Matthew Broderick explores method acting for his next gay character role
Coming to cinema’s this fall… Disney’s HOLES 2.
Jimmy checks the alignment and issues the all in command.
So how badly do u want to join our frat? You have 20 seconds to decide if u want to be the top or bot for bareback fucking, or we make the decision for you. Watch these guys, see i bet they are both loving every second. Now whats your decision boy?
when i answered the job ad for quality control, i DID not know i would be checking the quality of THIS
I’m always afraid to post comments as opposed to captions on these posts, but I need to say it:
I find that caption terribly hot, despite it’s funniness.
so thats how a piston works?
SO that’s where it goes!!!
Jeff is always sticking his nose in someone Else’s business .
As the two men begin to fornicate, the twink curiosly observes the mating ritual.
So last night…what was that about?
I see fucked people…
Best Sex Ed Class EVER!!!!!
Soon…
Wow! so thats how its done
Excuse me guys, did I leave my watch there last night?
HEY SARGE !
When you said you like to “just stare at your privates ”
I didn’t think you meant us ?!?
HEY SARGE !
When you said you like to “just stare at your privates ”
This is not what we thought you meant !
OH THAT’S JUST THE SARGE, STARING AT HIS PRIVATES AGAIN