After last weekend‘s tepid round of Caption This, we were informed by one of our most beloved readers that we need to step up our game. How’s this one? A hot dude who vaguely resembles (and might be) Benjamin Godfre drops his shorts in the middle of a parking garage. He backs his ass toward an especially long dildo, which is suctioned onto the back of a pick-up truck. Is that enough to tickle your funny bone? Or, um, your other bone?
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for the image above. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Check out this week’s pic and last week’s winner below:
THIS WEEK’S PIC:
LAST WEEK’S WINNER:
Congratulations, Ricemale! You received the most votes.
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As I was explaining to my insurance carrier this morning, I got rear-ended by a big truck last night!
The hard way to get into the carpool lane.
I want one of those Trailer Hitches too!!!
Ugh–I’m exhausted!
Stick? I thought you asked if I could drive a dick!
This car jack I think is defective?
Now that’s an aggressive driver!
Like a rock!
Must you do that every time “Pull Up to the Bumper” comes on your ipod?
This is what happens when two bottoms hook up.
“Yes yes, I’m fine. And no…” thoughtful smile, “I didn’t file a police report.”
“Yeah, my ass is sore; but not as sore as my boyfriend’s leg!”
Gotta love it when it’s powered by a HEMI.
Pardon me, but is this spot taken?
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When I said fuck Chevrolet this wasn’t exactly what I meant.
“BEEP… BEEP…this vehicle is reversing!”
“Back, back, back it up!”
The new alternative to “Ram Tough” . . .
I know it’s “Hands on a Hardbody”, but I improvised!!!
I bought the car just for the hood ornament!!
Talk about “junk in the trunk”
1. You know, most people just hang a tennis ball from the ceiling…
2. He drove his Chevy to the levee, but the levee’s a guy.
3. The lot was full, but they still found a porking spot.
My kind of tailgate party…
Mark likes to crash-test all his dildos.
Best Pickup Coverage in America
2-Year/24,000-Mile Scheduled Maintenance you say?
Daddy always told me to play n traffic!
Thinking about trading the Chevy for a Ram…
Just some junk in my trunk
Built “Ram Tough”;-)
. . . and here I thought most redneck truckers hang their “bull balls” from the trailer hitch . . .
someone forgot to unhitch the trailer trash.
It’s always good to have a back up plan!
For the power bottom on a budget.
Caution: New Attachment ,I found the Heart Beat!!
Objects in the rear view mirror may be larger than they appear!
Give’s new meaning to being rear-ended.
Love the new Tailgate assist feature on this new Chevy Truck..
Always tricky backing up my Chevy into a tight spot
Does this feature cost extra, or does it cum standard?
To do list: Take the truck to the garage; get “topped off”
talk about a wide load 😉
I LOVE this FUCKING car!!!
Put’s a hole new meaning on tow coupling!!!
It’s nice to find a garage with in & out privileges!
Truck me! Truck me!
Y’all should have seen my face while the truck was up there!
I said back up the truck, not back up on the truck!
Stick that in your tailpipe and smoke it.
Now I get porn on my back-up camera!
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I know it’s a cliche, but my first time was with the back of a car.
1) Talk about being rear-ended!
2) Plenty of parking in the rear!
How else are you going to know when your car is parked correctly in the garage?
“Tag, you’re it!”
Okay, now put it in reverse and back up slowly until I say stop. . .
1. “OK, back it up!”
2. “Do you see anything in the rear view camera?”
When the sign said “Service in Rear” I had only dreamed of such a thing!
“I told you that we didn’t need a jack. Now hurry up and put on the spare–I’m getting close!”
BEEP, BEEP, BEEP!
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