Big hint. That is not actually cream on those strawberries. When you see the uncropped version of this picture, there won’t be any questions about why we chose this for today’s edition of Caption This. It’s food! It’s porn! It’s food porn.
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for the image above. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
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Well played, NewHusky2012! You win.
Here you go, sir. Cum with a sideorder of strawberries. Enjoy
Here you go, sir. Cum with a sideorder of strawberries. Enjoy
Here you go, sir. Cum with a sideorder of strawberries. Enjoy
Nothing better than Strawberries and Cream for Breakfast!
I put a new spin on my Mother’s special recipe for strawberry parfait
Your protien boost…
Food of The Gods.
Nothing better on berries then my
fresh whipped cream
WHEN ONLY THE SWEETEST CREAM WILL DO . . .
WHEN ONLY THE SWEETEST CREAM WILL DO . . .
so you ran out of whipped cream, no problem
Come on, Don’t be stingy with the toppings 🙂
As Julia Child would say… “BONE appetit”.
As Julia Child would say… “BONE appetit”.
Do a dollop. Do do a dollop of Davey.
Do a dollop. Do do a dollop of Davey.
“Would you like that with whipped cream or oil?”
“Would you like that with whipped cream or oil?”
Gay version of Happy Meal
Gay version of Happy Meal
Do a dollop, do do a dollop of David
Someone REALLY likes strawberries.
After the waitstaff’s third “accidental glazing” in so many weeks, the owners said they had no choice but to shut down West Hollywood’s first — and last — pantsless bed & breakfast.
“After this encounter, you are no longer a vegetarian”.
Part of your balanced breakfast.
The Waiter: ” Sir, that’s your third order of strawberries…..Cook, come again on an order of strawberries.”
Patron: “I knew it…I knew it!”
some man made cream with your strawberries
It’s organic!
I’ll have what he’s having.
I’ll have what he’s having.
Skeeter finally tried the recipe on page 37 of his “Natural Harvest – A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes” book.
Fuck the strawberries…that is, fuck them, please
Introducing…Nut-n-berries!
Introducing…Nut-n-berries!
oooh..fresh cream… right out of the despenser
Yum!
prince harry getting an early start as next years wimbledon party host.
Cum and strawberries, the sexier alternative to Activia!
I only eat all natural foods.
When running out of cool whip for the umpteenth time becomes unbearable.
Cum over for strawberries
Cum over for strawberries
I said Condoms with Strawberries on the label. Not Cum on the Strawberries on the table.
Strawberry long-cock, a gay twist on a family favorite!
Of course, David always took his time with preparing his special sauce…
Your dessert, Mr. Romney.
When the additional Vegas pics of Prince Harry finally surfaced, they proved that the Royals do indeed enjoy serving Strawberries and Cream.
Elton Johns sex tape.
OK cool. Now where the fuck did I put the bananna?
OK cool. Now where the fuck did I put the bananna?
OK cool. Now where the fuck did I put the bananna?
COME FOR BREAKFAST! And a stampede as the whole house stampedes for first dibs on breakfast – and it comes with dessert!? WOW! NO WAY!
ive always heard putting something salty on your fruit really brings out the flavor.
ive always heard putting something salty on your fruit really brings out the flavor.
ive always heard putting something salty on your fruit really brings out the flavor.
CUM to Dick’s bed & breakfast where Dick personally gets involved in every meal !
My order of Strawberry Fizz somehow turned into an order of Strawberry Jizz. But no complaints. 🙂
Ted had to learn the hard way that “Creme Fraiche” was not a sexual innuendo.
“part of a sexy breakfast!”
Cock, berries & cream… naturally sweeten, naturally whipped.
I get so excited when I make strawberries and cream
a little part of me goes into every helping
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEEEEEEEEESE
CAN I LICK THE BEATER
Breakfast is served and the cook is serviced
I do more men by 9am than most people do all day
Presidential Snack at Chicago Man’s Country!
Presidential Snack at Chicago Man’s Country!
Presidential Snack at Chicago Man’s Country!
Presidential Snack at Chicago Man’s Country!
Presidential Snack at Chicago Man’s Country!
Presidential Snack at Chicago Man’s Country!