Relax! No zebras or live animals were harmed in the making of today’s Caption This post. We just needed a creative way to censor this amateur porn star and his partner’s spread butt cheeks. ::sigh:: Stuff like this doesn’t happen in the real world. Because it’d be fucking ridiculous.
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Broke Straight Boys
To check out the uncensored pic and last week’s winner, follow the JUMP:
These guys are actually pretty hot. But on to last week’s winner…
There’s no denying it! The popular vote goes to goo.
Look who found the “rabbit hole” to Wonderland.
Look, Kilroy was here.
See! I can see Russia from here!
And just think — this can be yours for 4 easy payments of $29.95!!
When BLue eyes met the Brown eye?
…and this is the Passage way to Narnia
“Fire in the hole!”
anal bleaching! It works and has that fresh spring day smell too!
4 out of 5 dentists agree, nothing beats a tossed salad to keep your smile bright!
“you see, i told you there was extra storage in the back. Now how about we go to my desk and having u driving away within the hour ;)”
Look! I found Citizen Kane’s Rosebud!
i Saw the white hair go down the rabbit whole. I should follow him:)
Say Cheese Assy Mcgee!
I’m toally gonna put my weiner in that!!
“I got you a present, Daddy”
LETS PLAY DOCTOR ! OPEN YOUR LEGS AND SAY AHHH
WELCOME STAR GAZERS,
TODAY WE’RE GOING TO TALK ABOUT URANUS
TODAY ON WILD KINGDOM,WE’RE GOING TO INVESTIGATE THE TOOTHLESS ASS.
TO PROVE HE’S TAME I’M GOING TO PUT MY HEAD (AND SHAFT) IN HIS PIE HOLE (FOR SAFETY REASONS ) AND RIDE HIM TILL SOMEONE GETS MILKED
(TRAINED PROFESSIONAL, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME)
ME, GREAT WHITE HUNTER! SHOT HIM DOWN WITH MY SPEAR.
HERE IS THE ENTRY WOUND.
TODAY WE’RE GOING TO TALK ABOUT URANUS, AND IT’S NEAREST MOON HIS-ANUS
How James Francos acting career should’ve ended up.
“See Momma I DID find Jimmy Hoffa!”
Jim was glad that he finally caught that 9-point ass…It’s a big’un
Look…he bleached his hole and I got a free teeth whitening!
Dick goes where?
Tony didn’t know what DP was until Zander the Zebra showed up strip(p)ed and willing.
Im ready for my close up Dr Chilton
you can hear the ocean
Now where did I leave those damb car keys
OMG Mr Thompson the Butthead… South Park lives..!!!
But wait, there’s more!!!
THIS………IS MY HAPPY PLACE.
Best in show asshole goes to you… Dr. McSmilenAss
his parents r so proud!
this is my “MAN CAVE”
A true happy ending!
Welcome to Narnia
SAY YES TO CRACK !!
YOU KNOW I DO, BY MY SHIT EATING GRIN !
Smiles everyone! Smiles! Welcome to Fantasy Island!
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