Caption This: Spread ‘Em & Smile

Relax! No zebras or live animals were harmed in the making of today’s Caption This post. We just needed a creative way to censor this amateur porn star and his partner’s spread butt cheeks. ::sigh:: Stuff like this doesn’t happen in the real world. Because it’d be fucking ridiculous.

If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!

For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Broke Straight Boys

To check out the uncensored pic and last week’s winner, follow the JUMP:

These guys are actually pretty hot. But on to last week’s winner…

There’s no denying it! The popular vote goes to goo.

42 thoughts on “Caption This: Spread ‘Em & Smile

  1. “you see, i told you there was extra storage in the back. Now how about we go to my desk and having u driving away within the hour ;)”

  2. TODAY ON WILD KINGDOM,WE’RE  GOING TO INVESTIGATE THE TOOTHLESS ASS.
    TO PROVE HE’S TAME I’M GOING TO PUT MY HEAD (AND SHAFT) IN HIS PIE HOLE (FOR SAFETY REASONS ) AND RIDE HIM TILL SOMEONE GETS MILKED
    (TRAINED PROFESSIONAL, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME)

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