Caption This: Plastic Soda Bottle

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You can’t see it in the cropped version, but the man in the picture above has a plastic soda bottle shoved up his ass… Um, welcome to another round of Caption This!

If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for the image above. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!

For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.

– Dewitt

Click through to see this week’s pic and last week’s winner:

THIS WEEK’S PIC:

soda bottle anal play

LAST WEEK’S WINNER:

Cody Cummings bottoms for a piece of Lucky Charms cereal.

There were some clever captions, but the simplicity of suntango‘s spoke to us.

105 thoughts on “Caption This: Plastic Soda Bottle

  1. Lost without his dildo, he decided to “recycle, renew, reuse and repurpose” what was he found in his blue bins

  2. Last weeks should have been ‘rim-ember me lucky charms’
    This weeks ‘I couldn’t find a cork or a…’

  3. Last weeks should have been ‘rim-ember me lucky charms’
    This weeks ‘I couldn’t find a cork or a…’

  4. The doctor was not prepared when he told his client. “Just let everything you have bottled up” out, you’ll feel better.

  5. I’d like to teach the world to sing
    In perfect harmony
    I’d like to take it in my arms
    And keep it company
    That’s the song I sing

  6. “I’m a pepper, he’s a pepper, she’s a pepper, we’re a pepper, wouldn’t you like to be a pepper too?”

  7. Well Doc, I had set my drink down beside me while I went to the bathroom, and I guess I fell asleep and slipped off the toilet and fell on the bottle.
    (Those of you in the medical field know you have heard that story too many times in the ER. Yeah right. LOL)

  8. Well Doc, I had set my drink down beside me while I went to the bathroom, and I guess I fell asleep and slipped off the toilet and fell on the bottle.
    (Those of you in the medical field know you have heard that story too many times in the ER. Yeah right. LOL)

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