Caption This: Plastic Soda Bottle

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You can’t see it in the cropped version, but the man in the picture above has a plastic soda bottle shoved up his ass… Um, welcome to another round of Caption This!

If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for the image above. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!

For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.

– Dewitt

Click through to see this week’s pic and last week’s winner:


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Cody Cummings bottoms for a piece of Lucky Charms cereal.

There were some clever captions, but the simplicity of suntango‘s spoke to us.