A muscular man with powerful thighs stands outside wearing nothing but a green t-shirt, socks and a pair of boots. Who is he? Why is he there? What is he doing? Get ready to answer those questions and tell his story, because it’s time for another round of Caption This!
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for the image above. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
See this week’s pic and last week’s winning caption below:
THIS WEEK’S PIC:
LAST WEEK’S WINNER:
Looks like i_sooner won this round!
“Want me to show you why my nickname is ‘Three Rivers’?”
Damn turtle scared the pants off me!!
“You guys are too busy looking at my cock to notice there’s an orb sitting on my head.”
No, sorry, I cant host either.
But how bout I just meet you at the corner of 3 Rivers St and Im sure we can figure something out….
Let me show you the REAL swamp monster…..
Ahh, just feel, I mean smell that fresh country air.
“We got everything here: 3 Rivers, two peckers and and turtle!”
To the untrained eye, this is actually a photo of a ghost orb
Omg, im so happy I wasnt the only one who noticed the orb! Ghost nerds rule! Lol
Late night fishing trip = Gay Paradise!
“Let me stick my pole deep into your river.”
Where the 3 rivers meet, there’s a couple of boulders and a low hangin’ branch.
So, tell me who this guy is, I need to say Hi! WOOF!
This is like the DIRTIEST setup for “The 12 days of Christmas”
A swinging affair
No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service….No Pants, COOL!!
“Dude, where’s my car?”
Glenda!! Come back!! The ruby pants don’t fit and I don’t see a yellow brick road !
We all float free here at 3Rivers CUM join us!
And as the orb quietly settled, Glinda asked: “Are you a good witch or a bad…OMFG!”
I wore my St. Patrick’s day green T-Shirt, I didn’t have anything else green clean.
I just wanted to offer my own “Special” kind of Welcome to all,to the neighborhood.
Where are those bears?
Here’s my shillelagh, now where is that leprechaun?
You know that nightmare you had at summer camp where you were walking around with no pants? It wasn’t a dream.
“Ghost Sex it’s not just for ‘Ghost Busters’ anymore.”
I’m ready for some outdoor fun, are you?
Off topic, but I really like last weeks pic. The bottom bent over in pleasure/discomfort/exhaustion is fantastic.
…and thus began the greatest Captain Morgan meme ever.
3/17/13: “Happy St.Patty’s Day! Come to 3 Rivers to feel my stubby shillelagh!”
If it’s a full moon it could be rutting season
You wanna see a full moon…I’ll show you a full moon!
Who needs to go hiking in the woods, the woods right here.
I know what you did last summer!
3 rivers estates – beautiful waterfront estate properties that will satisfy your every fantasy.. we guarantee it..
When Rob’s 3 Rivers Estates project went belly up, and creditors came looking for his assets, he was a stand-up guy.
The sign said no shirt no shoes no service. I don’t see an obligation for pants.
“Just a reminder from the 3 Rivers Estate’s Office of Property Management: Glass bottles, dogs of all sizes, and pants are not allowed in Hodor Park because of liability issues. Please refrain from bringing them.”
wanna try my shamrock shake?
I’m not out looking for wildlife! Honest!!!
“Welcome to Wanderlust. Minus Jennifer Aniston & all women.”
Ready for a 3some with a ghostly orb at 3 rivers?
they found Dick had been abducted and probed by aliens
“Now where am I gonna stuff my wallet and cell phone?”
Wow . . . a full moon!
NEVER ever say “I’ll bet my ass” as you may be left pantsless, wallettless, and ZERO $$$, dropped off at a NICE closed neighborhood, for the COPS to find
Blue Moon…you saw me standing alone… LOL!
With enough green beer, the leprechauns in the orb convinced Sean that it was also No-Pants Day.
“i said i’d need a bigger rod to catch turtles”
I did it! I found the 3 Rivers Sasquatch!
Bob assumed that it was a typo and just because some moron had left out the letter “i” there was no way that he was going to miss out on the annual 3 Rivers Fisting weekend.
Unexpectedly, an all-grown-up Pinocchio is visited by the Blue-Ball Fairy…
Community pride? Here’s your community pride.
It’s customary to use your thumb when hitchhiking.
It’s called a reflection. Fucking orbs. Get a life!
“Welcome to Three Rivers, I’m your camp counselor!”