Today's edition of Caption This is in a "choose your own adventure" style. In one version of this picture, a hot scruffy jock holds a huge cock between his lips. In the masterfully photoshopped version above, a kitten's head is placed over the penis. Whether you lean towards the sleazy or the wacky, we'll be choosing a winner in each category.
Last week's winning caption may be an overplayed joke, but it just had to take first place. Aside from getting two votes from fellow commenters, it also worked perfectly in context. There was a lot of stiff competition though, and hopefully it'll be even stiffer this week!
– Dewitt
To check out the full pic and last week's winning caption, follow the JUMP:
The PERFECT morning protein shake!
Ah no… All your plumbing looks fine.
Is that a DICK in your mouth or are you just happy to see me??
hello kitty takes a backseat to getting cocky
The best part of waking up…
Mmm, I love me some pussy!
Are you sure this is the breathalyzer?
Are you sure this how you suck the poison out from a snake bite?
Who knew it would be this easy getting into this fraternity!
When pressed the quarterback produced evidence that he loved to eat pussy.
Damn he’s good looking…that should be my dick in his mouth.
(kitty picture)
o hai! Iz standing in fer dis gaiz tung, brb.
(cocky picture)
…I *did* forget to set the DVR for Law and Order.
Are you sure this is the latest method of testing for H1N1?
photo 1: are you SURE this is how you “lick pussy”?
LOL at jock! ^yes my vote^
YES TOTALLY GETTING THAT XBOX GAME AFTER THIS SUCKER PAYS UP!
The only pussy a gay eats?
Give the dog a bone(r)?
(good to the last drop)
who said there no such thing as a happy pussy ? I am trying 2 quit smoking !!!
A boner popping out of some bones, maybe I’ll have just a taste.
He said he loved to eat pussy, but we all knew that it was hiding how much he loved the cock.
Im in ur noodz, makun dem koot!
(vote to tskunt for cocky pic)
I love protein shakes too dude!!!
I’M NOT GAY!!!
My roommate’s cock is!
i can haz dik?
i can haz dik?
I just can’t seem to make the raft inflate…I keep blowing and blowing!
(kitty)…aw hell, he’s not using my head!
This is the day Jim decided eating PUSSY was no longer for him
Cat: Well sir, I can’t seem to reach the gerbil from this end
The day Bob learned to not eat pussy from the ass end
The day Bob learned to not eat pussy from the ass end
Are you SURE this is how you play “Gay Chicken”?
Are you SURE this is how you play “Gay Chicken”?
Baseballs caps: The polite way to avoid having to deep-throat since you found out you were gay.
Toonces the driving cat the cat who can drive a cocksucker.
“I dont feel feverish”
NO HOMO
(Well, DUH! It works for every picture doesn’t it.)
NO HOMO
(Well, DUH! It works for every picture doesn’t it.)
See Dad? I do eat pussy!
See Dad? I do eat pussy!
Is there something in my teeth?
look ma no hands
Man throws up after eating pussy.
The cat’s out of the bag
or
Only the tip? Really?
The cat’s out of the bag
or
Only the tip? Really?
poor guy.
he had to hold the camera to take the pic.
“i can haz molteetaskurz.”
How long do I have to hold this under my tongue before you know if I have a temperature?
Picture #1:
I do pussy too.
Picture #2
“Got cream?”
I’m sure glad I got in before the cat licked the cream!