“Oh look! There’s a camera! Let’s all grab our crotches and take the most homoerotic picture EVER.” <– That’s what we imagine what these football players were thinking when they posed for this shot. Yup, it’s time for another round of Caption This!
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Photo via: kenneth in the (212)
To check out last week’s winning caption, follow the JUMP:
We had to go against the grain and side with miguy78.
We’ve got some balls you can play with!
Oh, to be the tight end of the team
We can get away with doing this cuz we’re so incredibly straight!
Whatever wants to bang the quarterback, raise your hand!
Hey Becky, remember us? This one’s for you!
Let’s play ball
Not what the coach ment by “Touch down”
If you win, this is your prize
Hey guys look! No hands!
Balls! WHAT BALLS?
To hold up mine it takes two hands. To hold up ours it takes one hand.. Hey guys look no hands
Ready for a wide receiver!
Brad discovered Dirk’s ass made a better ball holder than his own hands.
We’ve all touched down!! Oh, that wasn’t what you meant?
About time they got a male cheerleader!
Hit me baby one more time
Coach has been ridin’ us hard about our lack of performance.
The Springfield Cats hold a try out to see who is best equipped to take the snap from “under center”.
What? Gay? We were told this is for the Mr. November in the college’s monthly calender!
You must be this big to tackle us
Quick, cover up! That guy from Penn State is heading toward us!
What, too soon?
“Look ma! No hands!”
Why not Rosie O’Donnel did it!?
the only balls they never fumble
Coach said “No more Grab-Assin!” Here’s our new pastime.
We got your 7 inches…I mean 7 point right here!
Cups, what cups?
Going deep on a four man rush just took on new meaning.
I just cant wait for the post game shower
Hey guys, we’ll send you cock shots from our cell phones when we make 7 figures!
Actually, It was Roseanne Barr
Tossing the pigskin takes on a whole new meaning…
“Our milkshake brings all the boys to the yard!”
Well, we know which one plays for the Packers.
Nah!! It’s never too soon!! lol
Who wants some straight balls?
Penn states coach is old, is there any young goodlooking coaches out there to play with, we mean play for?
Spreading jock itch the old-fashioned way…
Lets mess around with the old pig skin!
Being a sports cup on this team is soooo rewarding!
Footballs are FABulous!
Told you a team orgy was a bad idea, now we all got crabs
Nothing like the love between the Quarterback, his Center and two Tight Ends !!!
How else do you show sympathy for a Siamese twin with only one dick?
Damn, our balls are sore from all the play…
you are right I am so SORRY….. I can’t believe I FUCKED UP..
By grabbing our crotches, we not only look impressive but relieve the symptoms of tinea…
Taken three seconds after # 40 showed his open sore
Coach: When I said we needed a big touchdown, that’s not what I meant…
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