Two guys are standing naked in front of an ATM, showing off their bare asses. Honestly, we wouldn’t be surprised if they took this picture just so they could appear in a round of Manhunt Daily‘s Caption This series…
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for the image above. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
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Click through for last week’s winning caption:
Frank Russell touched my heart with this caption.
Brent and John were preparing themselves to get royally fucked with atm fees.
Brent and John were preparing themselves to get royally fucked with atm fees.
Brent and John were preparing themselves to get royally fucked with atm fees.
Gloryholes have become a lot more complicated these days
Gloryholes have become a lot more complicated these days
So do I insert my card and remove it quickly or my penis? This new technology is confusing!
‘ATM, Automated Testicle Massager’
Let’s give the security guys a good show.
Let’s give the security guys a good show.
Let’s give the security guys a good show.
this is my third deposit today. Oh, sweet mystery of life I have found you………
this is my third deposit today. Oh, sweet mystery of life I have found you………
this is my third deposit today. Oh, sweet mystery of life I have found you………
we would both like to make a deposit
substantial penalty for early withdraw
substantial penalty for early withdraw
Are you sure this is the sperm bank?
Looks like they’re trying to make a deposit at the Sperm Bank!
NOW I understand about, Don’t let your mouth make promises your ass can’t cash!”
New and Improved Sperm Bank Donation Center
Man A: These new security measures are insane.
Man B: I know what you mean, but it does prevent identity theft.
Man A: These new security measures are insane.
Man B: I know what you mean, but it does prevent identity theft.
Our loan officer told us we needed to show all of our Ass sets up front…
Our loan officer told us we needed to show all of our Ass sets up front…
Not sure if I like this new gym. These new scales are really hard to figure out. Don’t know why we need a password just to see how much we weigh
Not sure if I like this new gym. These new scales are really hard to figure out. Don’t know why we need a password just to see how much we weigh
Cash slaves compete to see who’s bigger.
Cash slaves compete to see who’s bigger.
The banks are now selling amateur JO videos taken by the ATM security cameras, anything to make a fast buck. INGENIOUS !
At least we are giving waiting customers a place to swipe their cards.
SO which slot do I slide my card through?
“I have heard of insufficient funds but insufficient clothes? What the hell kind of bank is this?”
“I have heard of insufficient funds but insufficient clothes? What the hell kind of bank is this?”
“I have heard of insufficient funds but insufficient clothes? What the hell kind of bank is this?”
Are you ready for a speedy withdrawal……….?
Where’s the lube? I’m making a deposit
I really prefer “direct deposit” rather than this new form of safe sex! You deposit and I’ll withdraw.
sthorry, were clothed, in mean unclothed
Mmmmmm…. deposit or withdrawl???
Where do I insert my penis to make my “deposit”?
Where do I insert my penis to make my “deposit”?
This one should be the winner!
This one should be the winner!
This one should be the winner!
The new “side” of identity theft, swipe your card — they have “built in” readers
Crap – I thought this was the Sperm Bank. Now what do I do with my deposit???
Our friends tried to warn us this bank would take the shirt off our backs on our mortgage, but this is just ridiculous!
J. Harvey and Dewitt compare their assets.
J. Harvey and Dewitt compare their assets.
J. Harvey and Dewitt compare their assets.
J. Harvey and Dewitt compare their assets.
J. Harvey and Dewitt compare their assets.
Please bendover slightly do that I can insert something other then a debit card!
Never try to out bit an ATM machine when playing strip poker!
Never try to out bit an ATM machine when playing strip poker!
Two dyslexics at the bank: “Password” not “Ass wad.”
Introducing the Metro Sperm Bank’s new night time deposit ATM.
Introducing the Metro Sperm Bank’s new night time deposit ATM.
They sure have funny urinals in the city, Bubba!
They sure have funny urinals in the city, Bubba!
Occupy Wallstreet’s new plan to fuck the banks.
Game men
“I can get money if I insert what where?”
“I can get money if I insert what where?”
I thought those retinal scans were pretty innovative, but these new penal scans are pretty awesome!
I thought those retinal scans were pretty innovative, but these new penal scans are pretty awesome!
If we stand still maybe someone will make a deposit!
Insert your CARD here…
Insert your CARD here…
Insert your CARD here…
“Oh yeah big boy” Punch it harder. Harder! You want me to give it to you? Then get those fingers working!”
“I wish they’d told us they were hookers BEFORE they started the blow-jobs!”
Guys…it asked for your PIN, not your PEEN.
Guys…it asked for your PIN, not your PEEN.
never play you ‘bet your ass’ with BofA, you will loose
never play you ‘bet your ass’ with BofA, you will loose
who knew it was so easy to make a deposit at the sperm bank!
They thought flashing the camera would help reduce their fees.
Now, Where did I put my ATM card?
World exclusive…. first 2 holes in the wall at gay men’s club.
World exclusive…. first 2 holes in the wall at gay men’s club.
“Dude, you can make a deposit in these things, but withdrawls hurt like a bitch!”
Damn fee’s
Damn fee’s
Now turn around and SMILE! YOU’RE ON CANDID CAMERA!
Now turn around and SMILE! YOU’RE ON CANDID CAMERA!
While providing free online porn and dedicated Manhunt connections at all ATMs seemed like a generous bonus for their West Hollywood customers, a few inconsiderate tweakers on a five day weekend doomed BofA’s “Banking & Wanking®” program from the get go.
While providing free online porn and dedicated Manhunt connections at all ATMs seemed like a generous bonus for their West Hollywood customers, a few inconsiderate tweakers on a five day weekend doomed BofA’s “Banking & Wanking®” program from the get go.
Strip-Poker much?
Strip-Poker much?
This bank sucks!
This bank sucks!
The new “Video STRIP Poker” machines have arrived! What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas!
Hung guys do it with both hands
Hung guys do it with both hands
Finally the bank is the one getting FUCKED !
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