12 thoughts on “Caption This: Beyonce Knowles

  1. Even Cheetara would put this to the left, to the left, everything she wears in a box to the left…

  2. My publicist said, “I am going to upgrade u.” But if I were a boy I wouldn’t be in this freakum dress!

  3. What’s the point of being a media megastar when you look like you’re still shopping at the House of Dereon?

  4. Hoping to finally put some upward movement to its steady decline, GM has decided to blend hybrid technology with Haute Couture. Here we see Beyonce in the new GM ultra-economy ‘Cheetara’ model. Seen here with push-up headlights, and Chromed, plush-lined Seat Covers and Manolo Blahnik white-wall stillettos (optional). 98 mpg onstage/57mpg on the dance floor. Retails for $4995. See your GM dealer for details.

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