Three naked college boys sit on a bed, each holding a beer in his hand. The one in the middle hoists his ankles into the air and pretends (?) to shove the glass bottle up his ass. His two pals laugh and attempt to cover their dicks with their beers… And, needless to say, it’s time for another exciting round of Caption This.
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for the image below. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Check out the full pic and last week’s winning caption below:
THIS WEEK’S PIC:
LAST WEEK’S WINNER:
Lots of great submissions, but we gave this one to Gray.
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That’s one way to make sure nobody else takes your bottle!
Somehow I don’t think the beer douche is listed in the mix drinks in the poster above.
“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” – Benjamin Franklin
The bottle opener is where?
Well it said screwtop…
There’s shitty beer and then there’s *shitty beer*
“Wait! I thought this was the ‘use our bottles in place of our dick’ pic!”
Have another Heinnie!
A beer in the hole is worth two in the fist
This works
This is the real way to get drunk on beer!
Look what I can do with my asshole
and they said I couldn’t give myself a beer enema!!!
“Dude Beer” – It’s The One Beer To Have When You’re Having More Than One. 😉
I swear, you get a better buzz this way.
98 bottles of beer up my ass. 98 bottles of beer. Take one down and shove it right in. 99 bottles of beer up my ass!
Juicing it up for my buddies
“Beer bottle in my bonghole!”
This round is on me, guys.
Friends don’t let friends give themselves enemas while drunk…….
Drink Responsibly.
Here is to Brother Bubba: Butt Chuggalugga, Butt Chuggalugga……
Tastes great. More filling tastes great debate all over again
None of the calories, all of the filling.
3 guys naked on a bed drinking beer. I don’t think that’s all they were doing.
When are you going to get a new bottle opener? My ass wasn’t made for these twist offs!
I’ve heard of beer can dick, but beer bottle?
One more for my six-pack!
The only way to get a redneck to use a douche is by putting in a beer bottle !!
Nothing like a ice cold beer to quinche ASSHOLE thirst
“I told you bitches twist-offs ONLY!”
It’s not GAY.. It’s Brotherhood <3