CANNOT UNSEE: Elton John’s Butt

Elton John butt, ass, gay, naked, mooning

When he’s not too busy throwing shade at Madonna or sipping on Lady Gaga‘s poon juices, the man known as Sir Elton John does things that normal rich people do. He was recently spotted, like every other celebrity in the world, hanging out on a yacht in St. Tropez.

If you’re wondering why he looks happy for once, that’s ’cause he just finished mooning Michael Caine. No, you didn’t read that wrong. Sir Elton Fucking John dropped his shorts and flashed his 65 year-old cheeks in public. Make of that information what you will.

– Dewitt

Click through to see Elton’s bare arse:

Elton John butt, ass, gay, naked, mooning

Elton John butt, ass, gay, naked, mooning

Elton John butt, ass, gay, naked, mooning

(We’d thank boy culture for the link to these pics, but…)

1,353 thoughts on “CANNOT UNSEE: Elton John’s Butt

  1. He’s 65…what do you expect? I would think he’s not as shallow as the people posting here to be worried about it. He was just having fun…

  2. Uh, no, we don’t thank you boy culture for those pics. Could’ve went the rest of my life without seeing them

  3. Uh, no, we don’t thank you boy culture for those pics. Could’ve went the rest of my life without seeing them

  4. Note to those thinking I’m giving shade for no reason: a “fairground stripper” is what he called Madonna in his nasty sexist rant last week. I could give a shit if he’s got buns of steel or they look like deflated pancakes… He’s a hypocrite for saying Madonna’s a stripper when he’s doin the same thing. Zero respect for him lately with his nasty attitude

  5. Excuse me, but you don’t see him flashing boob and ass every night on stage just to make headlines! He was with his friends on a yacht and just happened to have paparazzi following him. He probably didn’t even know they were there. Madonna is a different story. She does it on purpose because she’s washed up and has to do desperate things to make the news! I don’t even understand why you’re a fan of her. I could never be a fan of someone who is so nasty to their fans! Every time I see her interact with fans she is either insulting them or you can tell that she clearly would rather be elsewhere! What a fucking bitch! I can’t wait for her to disappear into oblivion!

  6. 1. Not a bad-looking ass for a man in his 60’s.

    2. Love him or hate him, and his rants against Madonna aside, this is one celebrity who puts his energies and $$$ front and center when it comes to charitable endeavors. The Elton John AIDS Foundation has awarded millions to organizations large and small which are trying to improve the care and treatment of PLWHA in the US. And while Madonna was earning milllions and baring her ariolas abroad (and don’t get me wrong…I love my Madge), Sir Elton was lending his support (in the sweltering DC heat) to the International AIDS Conference. Check out his impassioned speech: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBpoMxg92mk&feature=related
    3. “Barf? Hideous? Just No?”
    Check back in when you’re in your 60’s, and have spent the better part of your adulthood giving freely and generously to better the GLBTQ and PLWA communities. Nobody’s perfect (not even you!).

  7. 1. Not a bad-looking ass for a man in his 60’s.

    2. Love him or hate him, and his rants against Madonna aside, this is one celebrity who puts his energies and $$$ front and center when it comes to charitable endeavors. The Elton John AIDS Foundation has awarded millions to organizations large and small which are trying to improve the care and treatment of PLWHA in the US. And while Madonna was earning milllions and baring her ariolas abroad (and don’t get me wrong…I love my Madge), Sir Elton was lending his support (in the sweltering DC heat) to the International AIDS Conference. Check out his impassioned speech: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBpoMxg92mk&feature=related
    3. “Barf? Hideous? Just No?”
    Check back in when you’re in your 60’s, and have spent the better part of your adulthood giving freely and generously to better the GLBTQ and PLWA communities. Nobody’s perfect (not even you!).

  8. Of all the potential mooners in that crowd, that ass was the last one I’d have hoped to see but good on him for putting “it” out there.

  9. true.. madonna is fucking gold digger.. imagine she will not have a concert in any country unless she would at least $1million.. despite the begging of her fans in some countries.. lady gaga love her fans so much that even if she spend more than the revenue tickets just to have a blast for her fans…

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