BREAKING NEWS: I Still Want To Do Dusty St. Amand Up The Butt

MY PANTS, MANHUNT HEADQUARTERS – Bearded fashion model Dusty St. Amand has reportedly caused one blogger to achieve an erection at his workplace. The fuzzy young man was featured on the site in question, Manhunt Daily, on November 8, 2013 in a series entitled the Manhunt Daily Wood. Less that a week later, the blogger shared images of St. Amand’s genitals for worldwide consumption.

“It’s pretty awkward for all of us whenever Dewitt writes about Dusty St. Amand,” an anonymous coworker revealed. “He just walks around the office with a huge smile plastered on his face, along with a huge boner poking out from the front of his pants. I don’t really get what all the hype’s about! He’s just a hairy guy with a beard, and I don’t even think he showers?”

Rumors have circulated that the aforementioned blogger has often had scandalous thoughts about St. Amand, most of which revolve around a practice known in gay vernacular as “rimjobbing”. The blogger could not be reached for comment at the time of press—citing that he needed another cup of coffee before he could “put up with this self-referential sh*t”—but his publicist has assured us that all of these allegations are, indeed, true.

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Rodolfo Martinez

View Dusty St. Amand’s shockingly sexy photo shoot below:

Male model Dusty St. Amand poses in a provocative shoot by photographer Rodolfo Martinez.

Male model Dusty St. Amand poses in a provocative shoot by photographer Rodolfo Martinez.

Male model Dusty St. Amand poses in a provocative shoot by photographer Rodolfo Martinez.

Male model Dusty St. Amand poses in a provocative shoot by photographer Rodolfo Martinez.

Male model Dusty St. Amand poses in a provocative shoot by photographer Rodolfo Martinez.

Male model Dusty St. Amand poses in a provocative shoot by photographer Rodolfo Martinez.

Male model Dusty St. Amand poses in a provocative shoot by photographer Rodolfo Martinez.

Male model Dusty St. Amand poses in a provocative shoot by photographer Rodolfo Martinez.

Male model Dusty St. Amand poses in a provocative shoot by photographer Rodolfo Martinez.

Male model Dusty St. Amand poses in a provocative shoot by photographer Rodolfo Martinez.

Male model Dusty St. Amand poses in a provocative shoot by photographer Rodolfo Martinez.

Male model Dusty St. Amand poses in a provocative shoot by photographer Rodolfo Martinez.

Male model Dusty St. Amand poses in a provocative shoot by photographer Rodolfo Martinez.

Male model Dusty St. Amand poses in a provocative shoot by photographer Rodolfo Martinez.

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13 thoughts on “BREAKING NEWS: I Still Want To Do Dusty St. Amand Up The Butt

  1. I can’t with the highlights. #sorrynotsorry
    LOL I’ve always wanted to use that hashtag.
    I’m so dumb.

  2. Highlights…? Oh yeah your right. Sorry I was too distracted by the beard to notice. Thanks for slightly ruining it for me. Eh who are we kidding I can over look the highlights for that beard/chest.

  3. Dewitt, I often think I’m the only one who turns to jelly for a man with a beard. Non of my friends understand and just think I like hipsters. Thank you for sharing my obsession/passion.

  4. handsome guy, but can we please get rid of the Gangs from New York handlebar mustache thing? It’s so 2011.

  5. GOD DAMN, such a sexy man, his fur looks like it would be soft and pleasure to touch for hours and hours, especially the pits and pubes

  6. Third time I’m doing this but no one is mentioning the elephant in to room: Those orange and black circus pants! WTF! *Smiles*

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