Swoon! That’s a direct quote from the gay sex equivalent of Clark Kent, who’s otherwise known by the alias “ElbowRoom” on Manhunt. If it were up to me, he would have been selected as this past weekend’s Man of The Week for the following reasons—1) He has a beard, 2) He has a ridiculously sweet ass, 3) He likes to bottom, 4) He lives in Canada, and 5) He actually filled out his fucking profile, even though his pictures clearly speak for themselves.
Seriously, go read his profile. Beyond stating that the terrorists win if you don’t have a face picture, he also talks about eating cupcakes in the dark and destroying the evidence later. That’s a man who’s clearly after my heart, but due to the long distance between us, I’d settle for just giving him my dick.
Oh, and speaking of my dick, I will give a free week of unlimited Manhunt membership to the first ten people who unlock their pics for my “DEWITT” profile. You don’t even have to twerk for me.
– Dewitt
Check our additional pics of this fine fellow below:
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Congrats on Man Of the week!
How is this man a nerd?
Nerd?!
I spoke to this guy BEFORE he was a man of the week, and he told me he is “not the good looking one.” I almost emotionally slapped him.
Mmmm, still missing the Q&A…
Why don’t you click through to his profile and ask him? We’re not the ones who deemed him a “nerd”.
any man who starts his profile with “Urgh.” is a man i want to meet.
WHOA! YES PLEASE SIR!
Don’t have a manhunt account, so no I won’t. Especially not after your classic snappy hormonal replies on here. Do you generally dislike your readers?
Oh brother! I was trying to be helpful this time.
And, yes, I love all of our readers… When they’re not being complete cunts and tearing apart a model’s appearance, sexual identity, etc.
Karl! Awe! He’s always so cute! 🙂
you really need to bring back the Q and A
dewitt, wheres your pics in your profile?