Ba-Twit-Daba, Kid Rock Thinks Your Tweets Are Gay

Kid Rock

According to Kid Rock, micro-blogging site Twitter is totally homosexual. “It’s gay,” he told Rolling Stone. “If one more person asks me if I have a Twitter, I’m going to tell them, ‘Twitter this [bleep], mother[bleep]er.'” I’m glad the self-proclaimed “Rock N Roll Jesus” cleared this up, because I always thought that little blue bird had total gay face.

Speaking of Twitter and homosexuality, Stockholm Pride‘s “How Hetero?” Twitter application is pretty damn fantastic. Hugh Jackman got a forty-eight percent rating, so now we know that we have more than half of a chance!

– Dewitt

5 thoughts on “Ba-Twit-Daba, Kid Rock Thinks Your Tweets Are Gay

  1. Ugghh… race has nothing to do w/ any of this. there are people of every race who don’t like gays.
    it doesn’t matter, the guy doesn’t like twitter… get over it, it’s not newsworthy.
    car bombs in spain, or people cutting fetuses out of women’s wombs? yeah that’s a bit more newsworthy…

  2. bet if it was tw*tter (different vowel) he’d love it. loser. more of a Butta-Face if you ask me.

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