Arnie Hammer Fought For His Chest Hair And Won

Remember the twins from The Social Network? Well, that was actually one guy. The actor’s name is Arnie Hammer and he’s about to blow up. Not only is he playing Leonardo DiCaprio’s boyfriend in the upcoming move bio of closeted FBI head J. Edgar Hoover, but he’s also the next Prince Charming. He’s starring in The Brothers Grimm: Snow White opposite Julia Roberts’ Evil Queen.

We ALWAYS appreciate a man who takes a stand against overindulging in the chest waxing. It’s a personal choice, and it’s nice to know some of the famous dudes will preserve the forest. In the newest Details, Hammer talks about how they wanted to shave his chest to reduce friction on Queen Julia’s claws. Hells, no!

Four stuntmen are strapped into them, doing front flips, side flips, and 720-degree spins. “These guys can run as fast as horses,” says Hammer, taking off his shirt and revealing a tuft of chest hair he recently had to fight to keep. “Julia had a line about how smooth my chest is,” he says, “and it’s not. So the producers were like, ‘Okay, just shave him.’ And I was like, ‘WHOA. I spent 25 years earning this chest hair. I’m wearing purple tights and a codpiece, so, please, let me keep my manhood.'”

Fight the power, Arnie. Yeah, so this guy’s gonna be in tights, sporting a big bulgey codpiece, and showing off his hairy pecs. They better make this in 3-D. We want codpiece in 3-D! They make every other shitty film in 3-D lately, we need hot dudes spilling our popcorn with their dick outlines.

– J. Harvey

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205 thoughts on “Arnie Hammer Fought For His Chest Hair And Won

  1. Uh, he was named for the oil tycoon Armand Hammer, who happens to be Armie Hammer’s great-grandfather.  So no, his parents didn’t hate him, they were naming him after a family member.  And no, the baking soda was not named for his great-grandfather.

  2. not really…his great-grandfather did buy  stock in the company that owns Arm & Hammer late in his life but his fortune came from Occidental Petroleum

  3. Way to talk about his chest hair and have most of his featured pictures fully clothed… lame lazy half-baked  post again…  J.Harvey.

  4. Making mental note… See all films starring Armie Hammer…. Sexy man. Totally not a lame, lazy, half-baked post, J. Harvey!

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