Did anyone catch the premiere of America’s Next Top Model? Of course you did! Given that you knew I’d be writing about it, you obviously tuned in just so you could read my post and comment with your thoughts. That was very considerate of you.
If you’re not watching, be sure to tune in next week! While last cycle’s buzz word was “edgy”, this time around the judges will be talking their asses off about “high fashion”. The winner will appear on the cover of Vogue Italia, and the guest stars seem to be more high-profile than ever.
Since I’d rather not bore you with several paragraphs about each contestant, I’ve summed up my first impressions into five simple words. Feel free to chip in with your own alternative descriptions, as I’d love to hear what you thought about these fourteen beautiful ladies. Let the fierceness begin!
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Jessica Brooks
To meet the girls of this cycle, follow the JUMP:
ANAMARIA: Strong Runway Walk Representin’ Queens
ANN: Awkward Giant With Extraordinary Metabolism
CHELSEY: Girl With Gap, Silent Threat?
CHRIS: Tick Tick Tick Tick Flash
ESTHER: Large Boobies Work During Sabbath
JANE: Ivy League Chick With Horses
KACEY: Will Stab Backs For Title
KAYLA: Token Lesbian Might Actually Win
KENDAL: Cuddle Slut Doesn’t Like Cum
LEXIE: Uma Thurman Face Talks Junk
LIZ: Would Go Straight For Her
RHIANNA: Please Don’t Stop The Cactus
SARA: White But She Can Rap
TERRA: Prettier Older Sister Of Chris
omg……judging from the pictures…. they are like lightyears away from high fashion. they all have the same look, ‘model-wanna-be’ look. when talking about high fashion, we are talking about Raquel Zimmermann, Freja Beha Erichsen. ANTM is a joke.
I am more interested in the high profile guests!!
Sorry.
I’m bisexual. And these chicks are WAAAAY to skinny. I didn’t realise America was still cool about letting all these painfully thin chicks into the fashion industry.. =/
Nope I’m not trying to start up a controversial debate as its all been done before etc just its a little bit different in Britain at the mo.
These poor girls look more like poster children for “Eating Disorders Monthly”.
Uhhh real debate is why Miike is still claiming he is bi & its 2010. Hello – ur on Manhunt!! Get real w/urself….or is that how they “do it” in UK?? LOL
I dunno but if the winner is gonna be in Italian Vogue I am expecting some greatness to emerge. I can’t wait for the makeovers.
Whole lotta hot messes there. Geeze.
Didn’t see the episode but from these pics they all look like crap. Hopefully it’s still set up on my tivo, I never have any idea when this show comes on.
well none of the above.
but i have spent some time contemplating ANTM or some of the contestants at least.
i just GIMPED (image manipulation program) photos of prior contestant Reina Hein into various gothic scenes, and am using it as my background wallpaper.
lets just say reina looks kick a$$, surrounded by 18th century castles and sculptures.
very compelling features, gonna start on Krista next, then Ann Markley and then Sarai.
then my wallpaper background for my PC will pretty much be set for the next few months at least until i find other muses to activate my creativity.
maybe i should put all of them in a sin city like scene and gothic towers and vamped up a little?
Ah no Maark the real debate is why the FUCK R U spelling ur name with 2 a’s ? Hello it’s 2010 or is that how ASSHOLE’S spell it !!!
Give me jay Manuel ANYDAY !!!!
yawn
this program/post has nothing to do with anything
Maark, really? You can’t be serious. So.. it’s either gay or straight… No bi…. You are nowhere near 2010. You have no clue!
I said the exact same about Liz!
well I love Liz, she’s gorgeous and reminds me of an actress…sadly I can’t think of the actress name. Oh and Rhianna, those are probably my favs. I think Ann is going to be another awkward Heather, Heather that did nothing in her pictures but was a complete model. I also agree Chelsey girl is going to be someone to watch out for.
btw the actress I was trying to think of that reminds me of Liz is, Shannyn Sossamon, from knights tale 🙂
I like Chelsey