Andy Cohen’s Cute, Has A Million Dollar Book Deal

Check out the bad boy. You’d ride his hog, don’t lie. Andy Cohen is the openly gay ringmaster of the reality show circus over on Bravo, and it’s paying off for him. The well-endowed Missouri native  (I have it on personal authority that he’s packing, the Missouri thing is common knowledge) just scored a seven-figure book deal for his memoirs. You would think you’d have to be decrepit before writing your memoirs (or done something super important, cuz’ …Bravo?), but things move crazy fast in celebrity society. Justin Bieber has a book, why shouldn’t Andy?

He probably deserves the money. He’s an executive VP at Bravo AND he’s on-air talent. Plus, Cohen has to deal with people like Theresa Giudice, Rachel Zoe, and that wackjob guy with the lips from Flipping Out on a regular basis. Hazard pay.

– J. Harvey

For more shots of Andy (and for a cute bit he did for Saturday Night Live writer Mike O’Brien’s YouTube series “Seven Minutes In Heaven,” Follow the JUMP:

And, interestingly enough, Andy with James Bond.

19 thoughts on “Andy Cohen’s Cute, Has A Million Dollar Book Deal

  1. He’s NOT cute. He’s just another no-talent who thinks he’s somebody and all the little gay boy lemmings just have to follow him.

  2. NOT hot at all, and I agree, he’s damn annoying as soon as he opens his mouth….The video was 7 minutes of hell.

  3. He’s not hot, but he is handsome. Talented or not (and I do find him annoying), he is a successful, high profile gay man. I applaud him!

  4. I loev him! He is very entertaining.  Endowed??? Really…any proof out there? Has he been linked to any stars who are closeted??

  5. I personally think he is Woofy   but not the best but love the fur and that he isnt a skinny starvin marvin.   Kudos to him for doing something with his life.

  6. He looks great………. But I’ll keep the rest of my opinion to myself……. “If you don’t have anything good to say……”

  7. I think Andy is super sexy!
    handsome, funny, insanely successful, he knows how to dress and how to drink (mad props to the makers mark man)

  8. WOW! So much hating going on for a guy who hasn’t done anything wrong…

    I have had a crush on Andy for about 7 years, we have even emailed a few times and he is a genuinely nice person. He is handsome and sexy!

  9. mmm i hope the fact he has a big dick means hes a top. I’ve been fantasizing about getting pounded by him for a long time!!

  10. Ok! I met Andy at Sandra Bernhardts show once and he is really nice guy, kinda sexy when he’s off camera being serious, As far as his show on Bravo it a real turn-off so for you to say “His talent” is an overboard, He’s a smart business man capitalizing on his 15 minutes of fame. Bravo for his book deal, show  & his hot mess of a HW  success, but to say that is like saying all those Housewives have talent there just edited badly.

  11. eeeeewww…..
    He’s is smart… yes.  He has done great things for Bravo, yes.  But Hot?  He is NOT HOT… and if you think 
    7 cut, on the thicker side is hung huge… then yes… he’s hung HUGE !    Annoying? He could not BE more annoying !  

  12. He’s annoying,I can’t get over those little beady eyes of his. Can’t trust the bastard!

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