The Justin Bieber of porn is back! Ok, that’s probably not a positive comparison. Johnny Rapid has made his triumphant return to MEN! And he’s a pirate! Cunningly timed with the release of that shitty-looking Pirates of the Carribean 64 or whatever, MEN gives us […]
Meet Charlie. Am I insane or is there a resemblance between Men’s hot new find Charlie Pattinson and the eternally youthful Johnny Rapid? Right? This could become a Showgirls situation. Charlie better watch his hot ass on the staircases at Men! via GIPHY Maybe I’m […]
Up until this point, the best thing Johnny Rapid did in 2014 was his soapy, sopping wet appearance alongside Dirk Caber in the four-part series “Stepfather’s Secret“. It showcased his talent for playing up the naive, innocent and inexperienced angle. You get a twinkle in […]
Haters are welcome to hate, but my longstanding theory is that Johnny Rapid‘s only as good as the top who’s fucking him (or the tops who are simultaneously double-penetrating him). I’ve yawned through scenes he filmed with genuinely hot performers like Josh Long and Chris […]
Happy Sunday! Since I am a crazy person, I’ve decided to celebrate my dear co-blogger J. Harvey‘s marriage with another twenty-item edition of The Cock Buffet. Since I am a selfish person, I haven’t taken his taste in men into consideration, and I just wrote […]
We just had a daddy/boy scene the other day and you guys LOVED it. Hence Johnny Rapid and Myles Landon getting after it on a leather couch. This scene is hot and everything. But, they’re on a leather couch. Didn’t their sweaty bodies stick to […]
Welp, porn fans have been remarking for years on uber-twink Johnny Rapid’s resemblance to irritating shithead Canadian pop sensation and wet-dream-subject-to-many-a-thirsty-gay Justin Bieber. MEN finally decided to do something about it. Here’s the first teaser for their upcoming “Popstar” series. What do you think? Pretty […]
Hello, it is your favorite penis again! My name is Dewitt’s Dick, and I am here today to tell you that it is socially irresponsible and totally preposterous to suggest that anyone but Johnny Rapid has the 2013 Butthole of The Year. I have heard […]
Maximillion Kong is tan, muscular and relatively well-hung. There’s something rough-around-the-edges about him that makes me think you won’t all understand why he drives me so fucking crazy, and to be completely frank with you, I’m not even sure if I, myself, understand why he’s […]
Johnny Rapid‘s locker-room gangbang (as seen here) was the second most popular edition of The Cock Buffet last year, so naturally, we thought we’d try to recreate that success (and provide you some decent material for your masturbational repertoire) with MEN.com‘s brand new three-part series […]
