32 Reasons Why Hunting Season Needs A Second Season

A long time ago in the galaxy you’re currently living in, an extremely handsome slut blogger began writing brilliant recaps for a web series called Hunting Season. The show detailed the exploits of a slightly less handsome slut blogger, living in New York City with his three best friends and navigating the all-too-tumultuous world of dating, hook-ups, nightlife and douching your butt before first dates.

When we last left our brave heroes, they were all getting laid at a debaucherous sex party… But what comes next for them? Unfortunately, we’ll never know unless they raise enough money on Kickstarter for a second season. That aforementioned slut blogger (the extremely handsome one) has made a list of reasons this needs to happen. You should consider reading that list, provided you’re not too busy hooking up with someone in your gym’s steam room.

– Dewitt

Keep reading to find out why Hunting Season needs a second season:

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1. We need to know more about Alex and his slutty cum dumpster blog:

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2. We need to know if this painting in Alex’s apartment has been destroyed with fire:

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3. We need more dick:

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4. We need to know if Alex ever swallows his coworker’s jizz:

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5. We need more of Nick’s amazing face:

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6. We need more of TJ’s amazing face:

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7. We need more of Tommy’s amazing pubes:

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8. We need more of Lizzie, the greatest character on the show:

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9. We need more of this girl, the other greatest character on the show:

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10. We need to know what becomes of Alex and Lenny:

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11. We need to know what becomes of Alex and Reese:

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12. We need to know more about Alex’s threesome with Lenny and Reese:

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13. We need Tommy’s pubes so much:

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14. We need more hard-hitting dialogues about racism in the gay community:

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15. But more importantly, we need more of Nick’s amazing faces:

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16. And really, we need more of TJ’s amazing faces:

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17. And to a lesser extent, we need more of Lenny’s amazing faces:

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18. We definitely need more of Alex’s butt:

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19. We definitely need more of Reese’s dick:

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20.  We also need more of Reese’s sexy serial killer looks:

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21. We need more priceless writing like this:

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22. We need to see Alex getting fucked up the ass as often as possible:

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23. We need more dick:

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24. We need more of Tommy licking his lips and being the sexiest person on the show:

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25. We need more of Tommy in his underwear:

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26. We need to know whether Tommy fucked this guy bareback:

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27. But more importantly, we need more of Tommy’s pubes:

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28. We need more of TJ being sassy:

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29. We need more of Alex’s dick:

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30. We still need (so much more) of Alex’s butt:

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31. We need more totally subtle product placement:

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32. We need to help out all these sexy motherfuckers:

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