Last night, I accidentally discovered Fakecials, a Tumblr devoted to male celebrities with cumshots photoshopped onto their faces. You might not be surprised to discover that it’s my new obsession, especially since the site creator’s taste overlaps with mine to an alarming degree (though he’s yet to tackle Mark Ruffalo).
For your viewing pleasure, I’ve grabbed nineteen of my favorite facials from the site, along with one bonus shot found on Sissydude. You’re going to love these… Unless you’re one of those prudes who thinks facials are degrading or male celebrity fakes are offensive, in which case you will most definitely not love these.
– Dewitt
Click through to see twenty pics of celebrities with jizz on their faces:
Gerard Butler (actual dick pics here):
Liev Schreiber (and his hot fat ass):
Alec Baldwin (who’s apparently a total top):
Max Adler (formerly known as “the only good thing about ‘Glee'”):
Terry Crews (who we’ve never written about, but damn, that body):
Seth Rogen (not as fuckable as Jay Chou, according to you):
Dave Matthews (past his prime musically, still hot):
Jack Black (whatever, I’d eat his ass):
Pitbull (hey, give him everything tonight):
Jason Sudeikis (a fan of Zac Efron’s feet):
Chris O’Dowd (the adorable dude from ‘Bridesmaids’):
Fred Durst (remember his sex tape? lol):
Will Ferrell & Zach Galifianakis (“The Cumpaign”):
Idris Elba (amazing ass on this guy):
Paul Rudd, Seth Rogen & Jason Segel (Jonah cropped out):
Ryan Gosling (still lovin’ those tighty whitie pics):
Nick Offerman (made my prostate explode this one time):
Zach Galifianakis (86.71% of you are wrong):
Liev Schreiber, again (because I love his hot fat ass):
Tim Tebow (not from Fakecials, but still amazing):
Good fakes are hilarious, Dewitt. Thanks.
Also glad to see plenty of love for Liev. I love him with the Sabertooth muttonchops.
Dam you Dewitt, you got me googling for Idris Elba’s booty pics and I got nothing!!
Loving this!! Especially the Tim Tebow one lol
Loving this!! Especially the Tim Tebow one lol
LOL at Tebow. The Idris Elba and Pitbull shots are the moat realistic to me. This is hilarious
LOL at Tebow. The Idris Elba and Pitbull shots are the moat realistic to me. This is hilarious
i’m sure they might not appreciate this sort of attention, but, terry crews and pitbull,—for sure,—wear their protein pearls the best.
liev and durst definitely need my jizz: no question.
obviously i can’t forget The Adler — who is automatically adorable no matter what he does.
i’m sure they might not appreciate this sort of attention, but, terry crews and pitbull,—for sure,—wear their protein pearls the best.
liev and durst definitely need my jizz: no question.
obviously i can’t forget The Adler — who is automatically adorable no matter what he does.
The Tebow pic is fantastic. Dewitt, is that your doing? 😉
Is that your cock on Tebow? Very nice!! I’d let you fuck me!