10 Things I’m Listening To Instead of Madonna

My refusal to write about “Give Me All Your Luvin'” had less to do with my ambivalence toward Madonna, and more to do with the fact that I only had one joke about it—“The inclusion of Nicki Minaj and M.I.A. feels, uh, superfluous (look it up).”

On top of that, I truly don’t feel any connection with the song. I don’t love it, and I don’t particularly hate it… It’s sort of just, uh, there?

I’m going to get shit for saying that, aren’t I? Sorry, Madge fans! I can’t force myself to L-U-V this track, much like the queen can’t force herself to L-U-V hydrangeas. Since I know all of you care SO much, here are ten somewhat recent songs that I do L-U… Oh, fuck it. I like them. I fucking like them, okay? That’s all.

– Dewitt

Click through to listen to my blatantly more-awesome jams:

1. M.I.A. – “Bad Girls”

2. NO – “Stay With Me”

3. Zebra Katz f/ Njena Redd Foxx – “Ima Read”

4. Tiny Victories – “Lost Weekend”

5. Saint Etienne – “Tonight”

6. ScHoolboy Q f/ A$AP Rocky – “Hands On The Wheel”

7. Elliott Brood – “Northern Air”

8. Hunx – “Always Forever”

9. Elle Varner – “WTF”

10. Purple Crush – “Reductive (Look It Up)”

(Truth be told, I don’t necessarily like this. But I like the idea of it.)

14 thoughts on “10 Things I’m Listening To Instead of Madonna

  1. I totally agree with you.The song is just there. Maybe once a remix for the clubs come out i might enjoy it better….

  2. Think you’re laughing now?  Wait till the Lip Synch performance on Sunday of the “Divas 3 ‘Last week, Last year & Last decade”

  3. I like the song. It’s nowhere near her best, let me say that before i’m attacked on this thread, but it’s really fun to listen to. it’s really bubblegum. I kinda see it as a mix of “Material Girl” and “Beautiful Stranger” I think this song is going to grow on a lot of people over time. Also that video is fun as fuck.

  4. Why is it that I’ve never heard anything about Kate Bush on this site?
    She’s the most original of all divas.

  5. DEWITT.

    Your taste in music is epic, and has a lot of things in common with mine. You a top? Let’s get married!

  6. Dewitt U and all these other whiny BITCHES know your ears are going 2 be glued 2 the  big screen 4 the 1/2 time show  LOL !!!! 

  7.  OH I know BITCHES big screem is so 1990’s  foregive me PLASMA !!  just kidding guys enjoy the SUPER BOWL and lets go GIANTS !!!

  8. …I thought the whole idea behind Hunx and His Punx was that it was already supposed to be a solo project?

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