Have you met Jonathan? According to him, he's got a "voracious appetite both in and out of the sack". And it's a good thing he lives in Nashville, because my own voracious appetite has me itching to lift his legs in the air and do dirty things to him. What kind of dirty things, you ask? Well, a gentleman never tells…
I had stumbled upon Jonathan's pictures on Flickr, and it wasn't too long before I asked him to be featured in our Woof Alert series. Thankfully, he was an eager and willing subject. He even sent over some exclusive pictures! And did I mention the adorable bio he wrote up for us? It really makes me wonder why my face isn't buried in his ass right now.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: catalystrxn
To read more and see Jonathan's pics, follow the JUMP:
I'm in my early thirties, fumbling eccentrically towards greatness. I have a great job in marketing; live just outside downtown Nashville with a crazy roommate, two wonderfully awful dogs, and a spiteful cat; and I'm into fast cars, dirty jokes, and adventure-seeking. I'm an accomplished cook, mix a mean cocktail, and I know how to have a good time. I love being outside.
I'm witty, even though it may be an acquired taste. Also, I'm smart, if I do say so myself. I'm single for now, which I can't believe and I'm sure you can't either, but the truth stings. I'll find a forever home when the right time comes, but – note to universe – I'm not getting any younger or hotter, so you might want to rush it up a bit.
I appreciate a challenge in my career and in the bedroom. I'm a bottom, and my preferred position is face-to-face – because I like seeing my top's eyes flare with desire and incredulity. I like all different kinds of guys. Color, age, and size are unimportant attributes; confidence, intelligence, and ambition gets me. (But take note, Hispanic men: you are my weakness.)
Sexually, I've been totally adventurous but haven't emerged with any serious fetishes. I'm willing to experiment — so there's always hope! Also, no tattoos yet, but that's something I plan to do this very year, so maybe I'll have a new pic to show y'all in the future. Meanwhile, I'm flattered to be put up here with all these great-looking dudes!
And a few from the photo series that caught my eye…
Nice bio, and seems to have an amazing personality, but not my type!
Mine either.
WOOF!!! He’s a cutie!!!
Yuk !
Woof!!! What a hot man!!!
Dewitt get HELP !!!!
Yuk to the wallpaper…
he’s cute
is this the one where we guess if he’s a top or bottom? bc if he’s from nashville, he’s surely a massive btm. for some reason, nashville has more btms per capita than just about anywhere else. it’s like a black hole for bottoms, pun intended.
Ok. So I’ve always wondered what criteria Dewitt used to define sexy. I’m guessing it’s anything with three legs… I’m not trying to be mean. I know the guy will read these posts. But…. I see this type of guy every day on the street. Shoot, my brother is that guy! Sorry. No thanks!
You can’t be fucking serious, look at the fat gut!
Hmm, I would love to at least see what guy people think of me woof alert style. Anyone know how to contact dewitt?
Fuckgly
You people need to lighten up. No likey, no lookey. simple…see? I’d MUCH rather look at him than some twink showing all his ribs like some poor underfed refugee. I don’t dis twinks….lotto fans for that out there. Same same
What a babe. Especially love the pic of him on the couch. Hotness!