Oprah Winfrey ends her talk show this week. Oh, you hadn’t heard? Have you been wearing tinfoil on your head to block out the 24/7 reminders that all US citizens are having beamed directly into their brains? Ms. Winfrey’s satellites are powerful!
To celebrate, we’re going to play “Who Would You Rather?” with Oprah’s famous proteges. These are the men she had as frequent guests on her show, and then spun off into their own daytime chatfests. Who would you rather do – interior design magician Nate Berkus, medical maestro Dr. Mehmet Oz, or the ever sexy Dr. Phil McGraw?
For more pics of the trio (minus Rosie O’Donnell) and to vote, Follow the JUMP:
Nate Berkus
Dr. Mehmet Oz
Dr. Phil McGraw
No contest! Nate is so handsome…and gay too.
Wtf who voted for Doctor Phil.
That best’ve been for the lulz.
Agree with Jimmy T … at least with Nate we know we have a chance. May be a ghost of one, but a chance nonetheless.
Lol, you silly americans and your mind control satellites
I’ve never actually watched Oprah, can someone tell me whats the big kerfuffle about her show?
how can this even be a real question… Nate…
What does Dr. Oz’s t-shirt mean ?
Stand up to cancer
Is this even a fair contest? I mean Rosie would probably get more votes than Dr. Pill
The guy the voted for Phil must need some free mental health care, good luck my pal
Where’s Rosie?
it would definitely be Nate, of course. d’oh…
Nate is the obvious choice, probably some scruffiness on chest and ass, with a big headed thick one. :p

Dr. Oz probably hairy, uncut and who would medically know how to prolong an organism.
Dr. Phil from Texas, probably hung like a steer, but couldn’t handle the mustache and white pastey fat.
I feel like hitting the Staples ( that was easy ) button I voted 4 Nate
Where is the “NONE” vote? Dr. Phil? Sexy? WTF???? Dr. Oz’s mouth and jaw line makes his face unattractive. As for the gay designer guy, no, not really. And why the hell is Rosie O’Donnell in the picture? I don’t think even lesbians would find her the least bit sexy, except maybe for her money.
I’d do it with Dr. Phil in a minute (and, no, I’m not the one who voted for him – I don’t vote on these polls). I imagine he has a husky, hairy, bearshish body. I’d love to have that smothering my face while he’s got me pinned down.
easiest question here ever…
You definitely have a chance…my old roommate found him trolling around online one night.
I guess I would consider Nate, but none of these three really do anything for me.
Nate without a doubt. However, Dr. Oz’s personality and sense of humor makes him cute. I wouldn’t turn him down, but I wouldn’t pursue him either. Nate on the other hand. He’s SEXY.
I’m really “surprised” to see Nate dominating this. I just expected Dr. Phil to walk away with it hands OFF.