This is a picture of a muscular, well-endowed man sticking his hard cock through a 25 pound weight and letting it hang there for a photo opportunity. What would possess someone to do such a thing? We have no fucking clue! But we imagine it’ll […]
Tag: WTF
Terrify Your Friends With These Creepy Dildos On Halloween.
You might look at dildos like The Creature and Venereal Vinnie, then wonder to yourself why anyone would want to own them. Although it’s awfully judgmental for you to chastise individuals who might be turned on by horrible monster cocks or the prospect of contracting […]
Caption This: The Sexy, Well-Endowed Unicorn
This is an illustration of an anthropomorphic unicorn with an incredibly large cock. It could have easily been the subject of our next Drawn To You post, but we have enough sense to realize you’re more interested in animated military orgies, cheeky comic strips and male […]
Caption This: Stocks & Cocks
A guy sticks his dick in a hole. More specifically, he sticks his dick through the hole where you’re supposed to put your face, in a painting of a man and a woman captured in the stocks. He’s got a nice mushroom head and a […]
Get Lucky With Some Male Models.
Okay listen, once, I was backstage at Bryant Park covering Fashion Week for a magazine, and I stole a jock strap that had been worn just minutes before on the catwalk by a male model. It was on the ground, I put my foot on […]
You Learn Something New Every Day.
Today, I learned that turtles have gigantic penises. This apparently isn’t a huge secret. Their dicks are half the length of their entire bodies, and sometimes they like to just flop around and show ’em off. Crazy, right? What’s even crazier (or more embarrassing) is […]
Pierre Lapointe + Random Recipe: “La Sexualité”
The music video for “La Sexualité”, Québécois singer Pierre Lapointe‘s collaboration with Random Recipe, is quite possibly the strangest thing I’ve seen all year. Keep in mind that I am a blogger who sits on the internet all day, every day! I’ve watched whipped cream […]
Caption This: Window Butt
A college boy rolls down his cargo shorts to expose his round, bare bum. He holds it up to the window of a car, where his friend is sitting in the driver’s seat and sticking his tongue out. Yup! That’s pretty much all that’s going […]
Would You Hit That?: Eric Ducharme, The Gay Mermaid
Eric Ducharme is a 22 year-old gay man who’s infatuated with mermaids. As the latest subject of TLC’s My Crazy Obsession, you just know that simply liking mermaids isn’t enough. Nope! This talented lad creates shimmering, life-like fins out of silicone, urethanes and latex rubbers, […]
Um, Here’s Skye Woods As The Easter Bunny…
Were you wondering what bodybuilder power bottom Skye Woods has been up to lately? Well, here’s your answer! Along with the help of eclectic photographer Justin Monroe, the former (?) gay porn star is using his massive thighs, thong tan lines and smooth hole to […]