Entertainment Weekly released this image of Tom Cruise in character from the upcoming Rock of Ages. It’s the film adaption of the popular hard rock jukebox musical. And, no. I would not hit that. Cruise has seemingly made a concentrated effort to be as unattractive […]
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Would You Hit That?: Perez Hilton
Celebrity blogger Perez Hilton held the number one spot on Manhunt Daily’s Top Ten Ridiculous Grudges. There was a point when we took a cue from Harry Potter and only referred to him as “He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named”… So, um, why the hell is he the subject of […]
Would You Hit That?: Kevin James
I sure as fuck would. So would my illustrious co-blogger. Kevin James is one of the hottest pieces of celebrity ass out there. True, I have an addiction to beef, but he’s got a killer smile and he’s so sweet-looking! I want to shove my […]
Would You Hit That?: Governor Andrew Cuomo
Sure would! Hey, even if he’s not my type – New York’s governor Andrew Cuomo is my hero. So are the rest of the people who worked so tirelessly to achieve marriage equality for their state. Anyway I can contribute to his re-election campaign (chiefly […]
Would You Hit That?: Scruffy Keanu Reeves
Keanu Reeves has always been kind of an eccentric actor. Sure, he’s clean cut in a lot of his films, like The Matrix trilogy and Speed. But during his downtime, he tends to let his hair grow long and he wanders the streets of LA […]
Would You Hit That?: Prince Harry (“Obviously.” Edition)
It was that time when we feverishly search around the Interwebz for someone to subject you readers to for today’s “Would You Hit That?”. We usually run with someone who’s not traditionally fuckable but might do it for some people. We were toying with the […]
Would You Hit That?: Kody Brown Of “Sister Wives”
Sister Wives is a show on TLC about polygamist and mullet enthusiast Kody Brown, his four wives, and sixteen children. Kody must be pretty fucking tired, huh? Whether it’s a religious thing or he’s just a woman collector, that’s putting yourself in a CRAZY situation. […]
Would You Hit That?: Tom Brady Post-Wedding
New England Patriots star player and Superbowl MVP Tom Brady was the golden boy who could do no wrong here in Boston. Handsome, dedicated, and “aw, shucksy.” The essence of masculinity. He has creamed plenty a jean among Patriots fans. Then he married supermodel Gisele […]
Would You Hit That?: Sean Avery
The magazine editrix peepers are a little much, but he WAS an intern at Vogue. Sean Avery plays for the New York Rangers, and is way into fashion in his spare time. This has brought him a lot of gay friendships, so the cute athlete […]
Would You Hit That?: Hayden Christensen
Zzzzzzzz….whu? Oh, hi. Welcome to Would You Hit That? featuring Anakin Skywalker himself, Hayden Christensen. You caught me sleeping for a very good reason. I’ve been narcoleptic ever since I had to endure his acting in Episodes 1 through what seemed like infinity. Here he […]