This headline won’t win me a Pulitzer Prize for journalism, but it’s an accurate statement regarding what just happened to my penis a few minutes ago. I stumbled upon these photos of DJ David Picard on Sissydude, and after an initial twitch of approval from […]
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I Drank Scotch With Nick Offerman (And He Ate My Asshole)
Lea Michele’s “Cannonball” is playing. It is just starting to rain outside. I haven’t left my bed for a week. After you’ve closed the door on filthy, no-rules, aggressive sex with a Twitter comedian, you begin to wonder if you can ever truly fly—fly, like […]
Flipping Out: Billy Santoro & Seth Treston
Real-life gay porn couple Billy Santoro and Seth Treston are no strangers to working together, but now, you can watch them in action without supporting an awful human being who shall remain nameless! Although their latest encounter for Cocksure Men lacks the raunchy felching finale […]
The Sex Is Boring, But At Least They’re Pretty!
There’s no way to sugarcoat this or pussyfoot around the reality. Jack King and Vance Crawford‘s scene for Falcon‘s Bucks County 2 is a total snore. There’s a complete lack of natural chemistry between these two, and while I’ve got to at least admire their […]
Celebrity Skin: Luke Evans’ Butt
Welsh actor Luke Evans has appeared in a handful of big-name Hollywood franchises, but you’re probably more familiar with the way he backpedaled on his sexuality over anything else. Allow me to catch you up, if you’ve been living under a rock… Evans clearly stated […]
File This Under “Salt & Pepper Stallions I Want To Ride”
Somewhere in Brazil, there is a man who rivals George Clooney as one of the hottest salt and pepper gods ever. You can find him on Manhunt under the name “Choel28“. He might not know what a twink is—considering he describes himself as one on […]
Milkshake: An Erotic Tale of Aggressive, Unapologetic Pervy Sex With Rob Delaney
I will set the tone for my wildest fantasy: perverted, aggressive, unapologetic fucking with comedian and newly-minted author Rob Delaney. A bit of background for the unfamiliar: he’s straight; he’s married; he’s a feminist and an ally; he is a hilarious comedian; he is body […]
Ben Cohen Shows Major Bulge, Rocks Tighty Whities In 2013 Attitude Magazine Shoot
Shame on all of you! Normally, I’d offer up a halfhearted apology for sharing pictures that were released over a month ago, but right now, I’m downright furious that none of you e-mailed or tweeted at us about Ben Cohen‘s November 2013 spread for Attitude […]
You Want To Stick Your Dick In Dario Beck.
Look, I’m not the boss of your orgasmic activity, but it’s well-known amongst certain circles that you definitely want to stick your dick into Dario Beck‘s ass. The rumors have been swirling all year long that you’ve regularly fantasized about throwing him down on his […]
A Polite Request For Christopher Daniels To Always Bottom With His Glasses On
“You should have kept your glasses on. They’re sexy.” I’ve lost count of the amount of times I’ve heard this directly after getting naked with someone. It’s become second nature for me to take my glasses off for pictures and hook ups, but at the […]











