This post is going to be somewhat brief. Because I’ll be leaving momentarily to go roll around in fake seaweed with Rufskin model Shawn Cruz. He’s the beach boy of my dreams, the fisherman of my soul, the mariner who needs to be tossed to and […]
Tag: underwear
Straight Guys Are Gay: Straight Guys Slathering Each Other With Oil
The exact reason for these heterosexual men oiling each other’s bodies is unknown at this time. Maybe it’s for some kind of sporting event or workout. What matters is that they’re really getting into it, and sensuously massaging each other’s legs, arms, and torsos. The […]
Who Would You Rather?: Mike De Marko Vs. Johnny Rapid Edition
For those of you who are just joining us, it should be noted that I’ve decided there’s an unhealthy rivalry between MEN.COM models Mike De Marko and Johnny Rapid. This isn’t a rivalry that currently exists in real life—otherwise they wouldn’t film scenes together—but it […]
In Which Steve Stiffer Blows Himself While Getting His Hole Plowed…
This is an impressive party trick! Steve Stiffer, a man who described himself as “straight” as of January 2011, can suck his own dick while getting fucked. He demonstrates this skill in Falcon‘s new film Rub Me Right, as he bends himself into a position […]
Three’s Company: Derek Parker Does Double-Penetration With Paul Stack & Timo Swift
For someone with such a shitty memory, it’s strange that I can recall that Derek Parker had never been double-penetrated on (or off) camera before working with Dirty Tony. The tattooed, muscular gay porn star revealed this in an Oral Only scene from a few […]
BREAKING NEWS: Gay Porn Star JP Dubois Rises From The Dead, Simulates Sex With Scott Hunter In Public
The good news just keeps rolling in today! After today’s history-making Supreme Court decisions regarding DOMA and Proposition 8, we just learned a piece of information that will blow you all away. Adult performer and known clown-rape victim JP Dubois was spotted alive and well […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Austin Wolf
People might come to the Cock-A-Doodle Do Me series looking for big dicks, but it’s no secret that Austin Wolf isn’t as well-hung as Devin Moss, Mario Costa or Kory Mitchell. That didn’t stop him from winning the 2013 International Escort Award for “Best Top” […]
Oral Only: JR Bronson & Dolan Wolf
This is the most terrible yet wonderful Oral Only post we’ve ever written. On one hand, JR Bronson and Dolan Wolf look incredible in their scene together for COLT‘s Muscle Ridge. The problem is, they look so damn good that I’m disappointed this wasn’t a […]
Underwear Drawer: Miro Moreira For New Captain
Wow, he’s got some hot, shiny legs. New Captain sells handsome briefs. Now that we’ve got that out of the way, Miro Moreira is a delicious slice of manmeat! He hasn’t graced the blog in awhile and his thick self was due for a comeback. He’s […]
Who Cares About Tony Paradise Bottoming Again? Colby Jansen Is EVERYTHING.
I want to care that Tony Paradise was so desperate for cash before he went to prison that he gave up his tight, nearly-virgin hole in yet another bottoming scene with total dreamboat Tyler Hunt. However, there are a few things that are preventing me […]











