You know you’ve been writing about gay porn for too long when you look at another human being and your first thought is, “What a magnificent little boy pussy!” This was my actual reaction when I saw BentleyRace‘s new model “Thick” Rick Dalton on Gay Porn […]
If you give a mouse a cookie, he’ll want a glass of milk. If you give a Russian twink a buttload of cash, he’ll suck your dick, do a raunchy bareback threesome with his dumb jock friend and let you cum on his pretty little […]
If it seems like we’ve been doing more Twink Tank posts than usual, that’s because the jizz-covered gods of gay porn have been sacrificing a ton of young ass to our eyeballs. You see, shortly after we discovered Bel Ami‘s latest exclusive Misha Akunin, we stumbled upon […]
There was a very brief moment when I was going to write about something informative that has nothing to do with penises… Then I saw these three seemingly squeaky-clean college boys abusing a trashy bottom bitch whore, fucking him raw and cumming onto his thoroughly […]
Do not be alarmed! Do not adjust your computer screens! And, perhaps most importantly, do not put your dicks back into your pants! This is an emergency edition of our Twink Tank series, brought to you by my extreme desire to slam the living daylights […]
This is a very special, Friday-afternoon edition of the Twink Tank, specifically called into action because of my infatuation with Jake Bass. It’s an intervention for you to stage an intervention before I start stalking him or sending him envelopes full of love letters and […]
Is this awkward or hot? Diehard gay porn fans might remember Brent Corrigan and Brent Everett‘s infamous appearance together in 2004’s Schoolboy Crush. This film eventually became kind of controversial, because… Well, you know. Now, approximately eight years later, the two perpetually young-looking performers reunited for […]
You’re not the only one who gets upset about these end-of-the-year lists! Quite honestly, it’s a travesty that my ultimate twink crush, Tristan Sterling, isn’t among 2011’s hottest young sluts. I almost considered combining the traffic from both of his posts just to sneak him […]
Dewitt gave a shout-out to The Twinks Who Stole Christmas in this week’s “Cock Buffet”, but we figured you could stand some pics of this blessed event. You can never have enough Christmas-themed incest porn with which to fap in front of the fire! If […]
I’ve been slacking off on the Random Question series, mostly because I haven’t been able to think of any, er, random questions. That said, it’s a fun feature that’s occasionally been known to spark a few good discussions, and it’d be a shame to forget […]
