When I wasn’t too busy laughing at fake celebrity nudes (or dragging this one into my spank bank for later tonight), I somehow managed to gather twenty-six pics of hot guys with fuzz on their tummies. Yup! It’s time for another supremely competitive round of […]
Damn, do you know how much I wish someone would say that to me? It doesn’t even matter that Christian Wilde is a creepy creepster in the third chapter of “The Haunting” (catch up with part one here, part two here). The fact remains that […]
This just in! After the now-infamous “worst” 19th birthday party ever, millions around the globe have realized that Justin Bieber is an entitled brat, and we should all stop paying attention to him immediately. Down on his luck, the pint-sized former pop star has spent […]
“Don’t, like, electrocute my balls or anything.” Slim redhead Tripp Tucker is down for whatever. Tie him down to the bed or invite a few friends over, while you slide your equipment into his well-lubed, smooth young hole… But whatever you do? Don’t electrocute his […]
Just when you thought nothing could be better than the theme song to 1984’s gay porn film Juice, you get an e-mail about an ol’ school flick that seamlessly blends hardcore man sex, high camp humor and car chasing action. Greek Lightning stars Jimmy Hughes as […]
HELP! Exactly one week ago, these pictures of a ridiculously pretty, well-endowed twink were tweeted at me by fellow masturbation enabler and butt-sex enthusiast Bradford Matthews of Fleshbot. I’m now in a place where I need to know everything about him. What’s his name? Does he have a […]
Although this video clip’s called “Prison Shower 4“, we’ve legitimately lost track of the number of scenarios involving Johnny Rapid, a prison shower, nightsticks and double penetration. We’re just going to assume this is the millionth time he’s been tag-teamed and taken advantage of by […]
Yesterday, I tweeted Bel Ami to inquire when legendary performer Lukas Ridgeston would be returning to destroy every twink hole in existence (or at least on their website). They replied with a vague “Just a little longer!“, which is frustrating to my oh-so-impatient soul, but at least […]
Here’s a list of things I would do with gay porn star Doug Acre, if he weren’t too busy fucking people on camera to ever bother getting fucked by me off camera: • Pull him close to me and plant a deep, wet kiss on […]
Imagine shoving an entire Red Bull can up your ass. That’s what it’d be like to get fucked by XTube user thickestdck, who regularly posts homemade videos of himself and his tiny, anally-gifted boyfriend. You’ve got to give major props to the bottom in this […]
